@maxdancona,
The second problem you have is that you are using the term "distortion in space/time" without showing any understanding in what that means. Scientific terms all have real meanings that can be measured by experiment and generally have a mathematical model behind them.
You can understand the term to a certain level if you understand the experiments behind the the term the detect, test and illustrate the idea the term is describing.
You can understand a certain amount of modern Physics by understanding the experiments... I was trying patiently to do this exactly with the spaceship examples (and often trains are used). If you don't wrestle with the ideas until you grasp the basic concepts... then you can't expand on the ideas and terms like "distortion in space/time" won't make any sense in what you are saying.
Finally,
I hate the idea that ignorance is an advantage in Science. It isn't. Modern science is based on 100 years of research, experiment and advancements. And there were thousands of years before that that our best and brightest were thinking about and testing ideas before that.
Modern science has reached this point over many centuries of thinking, and talking, and writing and arguing and developing theories and testing them with thousands of people over several continents and time periods.
By ignoring all of this, you aren't advancing science... you are regressing. By rejecting the progress you are starting back where science was 1000 years ago.
Any one has access to the knowledge of science. But you don't get it by finding a couple of phrases you don't understand and making your own conjectures without caring about whether your idea has already been tested (whether it was either confirmed or rejected).
Your idea about absolute zero velocity time was rejected... and for good reason. Read about the Michelson-Morley experiment... and take the time to wrestle with the ideas until you understand them.
That one experiment makes your idea impossible. Physicists in the 19th century already had this idea, they tested it and they realized through experiment why it wasn't true.