Paulaj, after reading someone's machositic poem, I might be tempted to ask him if he would now like me to beat him up.
On the other hand, I don't think it's wise to mess with masochists. For example:
The masochist throws himself to the ground as says to the sadist: "Hurt me".
The sadist thinks for a moment and then responds (sadistically): "No."
After a moment of frustration, the masochist responds: "Thanks, that was good."
The masochist always wins, even when he loses.