Glad to hear that BP made it. But God, I can't even bring myself to watch the least little bit of that Liar's Faire. Why court such misery?
The Joys of Stalking
Celtics lost again last night. Frustrated, I decided to give this girl a visit.
This girl I went out with once, that decided she didn't want to return my emails, phone
calls, pages, faxes, and letters to her work.
Not one to easily give up, I decided to go right to the source of the heartbreaker: her
apartment. Except when I got there, I was a little nervous, so I decided to let off some
steam by hiding in her backyard, polishing off a bottle of Jack Daniels while mustering
the courage to personally tell her I'm the love of her life.
I decided to go for it. I took the biggest rock I could find, and smashed her basement
window. I wanted to look my best, so I was wearing a pretty sharp black Calvin Klien
t-shirt, along with black jeans, black boots, and a black ski mask.
Creeping up the stairs, I opened the door to the first floor to a vicious feline staring
at me. Making a threatining "purrrr" sound, I quickly crushed it's skull with my steel-toe
boot. Nothing could stop my quest to find my love. It was like that fairy tale, where that
chick was waiting up at the top of the tower, or something. I knew my bitch was waiting in
her bedroom on the second floor listening to her new Britney Spears cd.
I stumble upstairs, drunk from the JD, trying to remember what door her bedroom was.
Actually, I've never been in her house....but you know that feeling you get, like, when
you're betting on that certain dog, and you just KNOW he's going to win? I had that
feeling when I heard the creeking and moaning coming through the far door on the
left...she was CHEATING!
So I bust in the room, holding my empty bottle of Jack in one hand, dead cat in the other,
and say "YO BIT..." to the sight of these two fat middle aged people trying to cover their
pasty white asses. "Who in the hell is you?" said the guy...I was all, "I'm here to claim
my love, Ms. Veronica!" They were all, "who the hell is Veronica?"
Looking around, I noticed outside the window the street sign underneath that said "West
St." Then I realized Veronica didn't live on West St, but "Westfield St."
I was all, "sorry about your cat," then ran down the stairs, into my car, and went home.
Beautiful day today, no?
FRUIT FLIES AND DEVIL DOGS ARE NOT FOOD:
Does it count as incest if your sister doesn't swallow?
Um, just checking.
This is a fun thread:
http://boston.abuzz.com/interaction/s.318042/discussion_in_list/ci/4/
http://boston.abuzz.com/interaction/s.317861/discussion_in_list/ci/6/
Blacksmithn!!!
Ok, I'm done going through threads I posted on. Luckily my memory was wrong and it was only about 1800.
"Going through" meant barely looking, except at some.
Thank you, Soz..
I don't know what is happening with my computer memory, duh, but I don't want to try to solve it tonight. I could upgrade some more, but it is time for baby to get a new comp anyway. You could email it to me, presume it will stick, but you might save a copy until I'm sure. It is long, I remember that. I'll pm you my email.
I missed getting bunches of cooking threads including some of my own - a whole lot of us had threads there at some point. Ehbeth, Msolga, Swimpy, chjsa, Roberta, Farmerman, Craven had a Spaghetti 101 thread. .. I am hoping Cav got Vincent's. Hmmm.
If anyone is so inclined, here are some numbers of Vincent threads that I didn't get - 285418, 214524, 240036.
I gave up on keeping a lot of the art threads, have some representative ones.
I found my first Question, the one about corgis. It turns out three people did answer.. Ceili Tyme, Noddy, and Fizzgig.
Emanuel Lewis: He's like, old, but looks like a little kid.
So my question is, do pedophiles find him attractive?
What do YOU think?
blacksmithn wrote:Whew! I just made it off on the last lifeboat from the Abuzz Titanic! They were playing "Nearer My God to Thee" when I left...
Lotta survivors here, I see. Anybody seen Skwerlx or BiPolar Bear? Please don't tell me they went down with the ship!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Hey there blacksmithn :-) Great to see you here.
Formerly Gezzy
hihp wrote:Yes, it's weird to watch Abuzz dying... sorta sad, but then again I sort of want it to be over so I can start coping with it... and then again I don't.
That's how I feel. Hell, I don't know how to feel.
Laughing really hard as I save and re-read Big Comfy Couch for Shiny Happy People and Wanna-be's. nimh was having a little trouble juggling identities. He'd just ventured out from politics at abuzz into miscellaneous. Very <grin-making>.
and wee whiskey wilso's birthday party planning threads - pmps funny! The wild and wide sargasso sea ...
ehBeth, your post just inspired me to check out Abuzz, to see if it had "disppeared" from cyber life. And it's still there! I thought someone would pull the plug & there'd be nothing there!
So, while the going's good, here's a discussion that I really enjoyed:
Rave on about that adorable animal in your life.:
http://nytimes.abuzz.com/interaction/s.176444/discussion_in_list/ci/0/
when we were planning wilso's birthday, we found out that mary pope shared the same birthday - she wandered in and out of the beach events
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OK, let's get down and boogie ...
Just blew off an old guy who wanted to IM about folk music and
politics, and figured that I needed time to play ... and my
husband is off running his computer center ... so here I am.
Where are the strippers (male)?
Best kind of birthday to have - even blew off miscellaneous kids
so I could be the real me.
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Thanks, all for the song and the cake and the candles and stuff
like that ... have you ladies ever noticed that the absolutely
only way to get any male, (except a besotted one) to remember
your birthday is by devious methods of reminders ... little notes
on the refrigerator, hints in email, catalogs left carelessly
open on the kitchen table, hints like that?
What made women be in charge of remembering dates, anyhow?
(This is not a screed, I have been noticing it for almost all of
my 25(?) years)
Sigh ...
http://nytimes.abuzz.com/interaction/s.120610/discussion
and a classic by the p'ash
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Ok. . . it has come to our attention that many Abuzzards would look great on the cover of Vogue, so: what will YOUR cover look like? What will you wear, who will you be appearing with and what impression will you leave on your readers?
This is a relief thread for those of us who couldn't find Dako to make another one, so his rules apply: talk about anything, newbies ALWAYS welcome and rarely harassed, post links, hang out, talk about other, serious threads if you must, and above all: HAVE FUN!! That's a royal order!
http://www.abuzz.com/interaction/s.121175/discussion/
where we find
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I don't know about that eroticwriter.
Let's see, we can have you dressed up like the ice cream man,
holding a delicious looking ice cream cone with a playboy bunny
ready to lick the cone..that should work.
Okay, to continue, I said a great one would be the Princess
dressed up like an angel. This would involve a one piece white
leather outfit with the navel exposed and a plunged neckline (I
wish I could draw it), with white leather boots and small white
wings. I can't decide if she'll wear a halo but she'll definitely
have the straight hair with and pouty pink lips.
NeoHihp would be dressed as the devil with a red tight t-shirt,
red leather pants with a tail coming out and with horns on his
touseld hair.
He would be on the floor looking up looking both hapless and
thrilled while the angel has her boot on his chest while looking
into the camera winking and licking a nutella spoon.
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dlk- take heart, I often get really good answers erased and then
just give up and yell at the comp. . .
GU, let's tackle Dako. . . I think he's like to appear with
eanid, and I think there should be an editing room involved. . .
perhaps a thong made out of film?
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Dakotastone and Eanid...okay, let's both post and see what we
come up with. Also eroticwriter if you are still there and dlk33
too!
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Picture an office with dark wood and lots of diplomas and dark
plaid-like curtains. There's an old wood desk with an old
fashioned lamp and some papers but otherwise, very neat. Near it
is a leather chair and in it is a therapist.
He has a blue pants on with a plaid shirt and a brown cardigan.
He is holding a pad and the pencil is falling and he has an look
of alarm on his face.
Next to him is a womam with pigtails and she's wearing a plaid
catholic school outfit but wearing white socks with black pumps.
She's also wearing thick black glasses but has very sexy make
up...she's semi-bending over and whispering in his ear...and in
the background you can see the couch!
Okay, maybe this isn't Vogue material! ha! ha!
I may have to change my line of thinking! heh! heh!
For Moondoggy, Wilso, General, Satan, and Hugh Jass, I'm getting
a Village People image! LOL!
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Okay, how about if we change it from Bogue to Cosmo? That should
work.
I see a cover with Moondoggy on the cover- Think of a Great
Gatsby kind of image but with a diamond-studded dog collar
attached. Next to it is a woman in her 60's - very wealthy and
beautiful but still, she looks like she's in her 60's.
The Caption - Boy Toys - They don't have to be bimbos to be bad!
LOL!
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I picture Hugh Jass in a room in a castle. With a very huge
fireplace and tapestries hung with lots of torches here and
there. He's in a kilt in the middle of the room and he's on a
table with luxurious fabrics..kind of like on his back but
propped up on pillows with one leg over his knee.
Anyway, he's looking up and Kat_ms (also dressed up in a kilt) is
feeding him grapes but in addition, he has all these other
warrior women surrounding him and also tending to him (one is
polishing his nails,one is rubbing his feet, etc!)
I need to e-mail him to come join.
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Yes. . . go e-mail him. . . I was thinking that he'd be maybe,
alternately, on a stage, with a kilt, holding his mike and
wearing a pair of rabbit ears like Steve Martin does on one of
his albums. . . and maybe he'd have a banjo around his neck,
singing, "Oh, I love Hugh more today than yes-ter-day". . .
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The General on a stage - Sideview. From the podium level and
above, he's wearing the standard military jacket with lots of
medals, sharp pressed hat and sunglasses - from the waist below,
he's wearing a leopard thong with red pumps!
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titian seaweed wrapped around me, carrying a baby white seal, and
swinging a horseshoe around over my head
what was everyone smokin'?
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For Boom:
A busy news office and she's sitting at her desk. She has her
hair loosely coiled up with pencils behind her ears. She has a
white shirt (men's) but it's unbuttoned just so.
She's feverently focusing on her typewriter but with one hand is
goosing a guy as he walks by-- but you would never guess that
from her concentrated look.
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Hey GU'11 - I like this kitten with a whip persona you've
developed for me!
I see you dressed in an elegant and powerful suit, Armani
perhaps, in a huge corner office. As you chat on the phone he
boys of Spinal Tap are giving you a pedicure.
I've got a good one for eBeth - picture a beautiful banquet a la
Martha Stewart. eBeth, dressed in shorty pink robe trimmed in
maribu, skull rings and a big hat, a condom box peeking coyly
from her pocket, stands beaming in the background.
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I have a vision of little k in a brewery with huge steel vats in
the background.
She's standing on a steel landing in front of the vats and is
wearing a long black dress with a slit on the side and a
beautiful scoop neckline. On her ears, she has stunning diamonds
to match a beatiful matching bracelet. In her hand, she has a
tall frosty glass of beer and she has her arm raised in a
toast...on the floor is just piles and piles of money..
or I have a vision of little k standing on top of a fire truck
surrounded by admiring gruffy firemen.
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Satan-
Picture him behind a beer tap in a crowded bar. Lots and lots of
liquor bottles behind him and there are already 2 drinks set up
and he's pouring a beer..he's looking at someone (you can't tell
since the camera angle is the someone) and he has a t-shirt that
says "Souls Accepted Instead Of Money!"
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Picture a very large room with a dungeon feel to it but very
tastefully done. There are a lot of candles a lot of fluffy
pillows. Kneeling over a couch is Wilso wearing his Birthday
suit, a boa, and a feather mask and he's grinning. In back of
him is this tall lady in a long brunette wig with a bustier with
lots of yellow feathers (a la tweety bird) and a black leather
mini skirt with fish net stockings. She has those leather thigh
high boots and she's in the midst of spanking him (she also has a
feathered mask on) when on the left side is this door crashing
down and Dakotastone is dressed like a SWAT guy coming to rescue
what he thought was a man in distress!
PS- the brunette would be ehbeth.
man oh man i miss gozupta. when she and boomer and the general and satan (the bossman) got going ... it was very very invigorating
I'm still getting email updates - and they seem to indicate that folks are getting real time notifications.
Nope.
Edit: Er - that was an answer to "Is it dead yet?"
I tried Abuzz about 20 minutes ago, Deb .... It was still working!
The question is: are posts still accepted?
Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
The boys in the newsroom got a running bet.
Get the widow on the set,
We need dirty laundry . . .
I had forgotten altogether that Gozupta used to refer to me as Satan. In the summer of 2000, Dakota, Gozupta, the Princess, Hihip, and others whose names i cannot now recall used to gather on weekends for some truly insane posting . . . damn it, don't go making me nostalgic and all that crap now . . .
Just responded there again for the first time since two years (besides for condolences
).
<snif, sniff, snifff>
