So much for the first volume of my series, "Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof.
Now for the second volume of my memoirs, "Gruff! Huff! Woof woof woof! ((sniff sniff)) Woof woof! ((YAWWWWWWWWWWWWN))
Wed 18 Apr, 2018 11:07 am
Dear diary: Coaxed my biped for a walk today. Poor thing is limited to walking on two feet and totally inept at running, but he tries. All in all he's a pretty good sport. I tried walking on two feet once, and it's a ridiculous way of getting around.
Dear diary: Two small bipeds live here, smaller even than me unless I'm lying down. They're a bother sometimes, romping around even climbing on me. Or they pull my tail and make me yelp. They're like those pups I saw with no sense at all. They're just whelps.