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How should a vampire apologize when he accidentally runs over his long lost bride when she's bathing

 
 
Reply Tue 15 Mar, 2016 02:39 pm
Lets just say a vampire breaks into a random house one night,never expecting that this was the house of his beautiful long lost bride - the one he had been searching for years.
He enters into the bathroom only to find his bathing gorgeous bride taking a bath.He is quite embarrassed about the way he invade the young lady's privacy,so how should he apologize nicely to her?
 
neologist
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 12:15 am
@popaandreea,
I am trying to picture running over a bride, or anyone else for that matter, while she is bathing.
I see a monster truck . . .. .
Hot tub.
AHHH!!! ..
But, you said inside a house . .. .
So . . . .CRUNCH!!!
Then AHHH!!! ..
Really. do you think any apology could be accepted?
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Miss L Toad
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 01:36 am
@popaandreea,
Quote:
He enters into the bathroom only to find his bathing gorgeous bride taking a bath.He is quite embarrassed about the way he invade the young lady's privacy,so how should he apologize nicely to her?


Succubus darling, pardon my intrusions.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 01:53 am
I believe we have here a person who is not a native speaker of Egnlish and who therefore does not know of a distinction between runs over and runs into (as in, encounters).
roger
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 02:02 am
@Setanta,
Transylvanians are like that.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 02:58 am
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Olivier5
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 04:35 am
@popaandreea,
popaandreea wrote:

Lets just say a vampire breaks into a random house one night,never expecting that this was the house of his beautiful long lost bride - the one he had been searching for years.
He enters into the bathroom only to find his bathing gorgeous bride taking a bath.He is quite embarrassed about the way he invade the young lady's privacy,so how should he apologize nicely to her?

He shouldn't. Rather he should scold her for getting lost for so long.
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engineer
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 06:31 am
@popaandreea,
1) He uses his vampire mind control to make her forget
2) He plays it off as exactly what he wanted to do, so no apology necessary
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George
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 07:16 am
He sings a couple of verses of "Rubber Duckie" and bows out.
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 08:57 am
It's a trick question. Vampires can't break into houses. They have to be invited in. Everyone knows that.
George
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2016 04:24 pm
@joefromchicago,
Thank you, Mr. King.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2016 03:31 pm
@George,
actually thats an author' thing. Vampires can mostly go wherever they goddam feel like, especially into the bat room.
neologist
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2016 04:00 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
actually thats an author' thing. Vampires can mostly go wherever they goddam feel like, especially into the bat room.
Laughing
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2016 05:49 am
@George,
George wrote:

Thank you, Mr. King.

Stephen King didn't make that up. If anyone did, it was Bram Stoker:

Bram Stoker wrote:
"He can do all these things, yet he is not free. Nay, he is even more prisoner than the slave of the galley, than the madman in his cell. He cannot go where he lists, he who is not of nature has yet to obey some of nature's laws, why we know not. He may not enter anywhere at the first, unless there be some one of the household who bid him to come, though afterwards he can come as he please. His power ceases, as does that of all evil things, at the coming of the day.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2016 06:02 am
@joefromchicago,
Yeh, most Stoker lore (although trying to sound ancient, was made up for his story about a specific named strigoi )
Karadzic never mentioned the "need to be invited through the "threshold of a home" also many of the earlier folklorists.
Krdzic recalls the lore that , in order to see whether a vampire is real is to bid him come two times, or, if you sieh to stop a vampire pursuing you, spill mustard seeds on the ground and the vampire is COMPELLED to stop and pick them up before continuing

All the "creature of the night" **** and Dracula not leaving a reflection in a mirror was all SToker's tale spinning.

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George
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2016 05:15 pm
@joefromchicago,
I did not remember that from the original. The first I remember reading that
was in King's Salem's Lot.
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