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Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute

 
 
Fri 19 Feb, 2016 06:55 am
According to the spirit of Ama, Mary Magdalene was a very beautiful woman. She was not a prostitute. Her occupation was to attract males. She was more like a nymphomaniac.

She tried to attract Jesus but Jesus told her of what His mission in this world is. She repented what she had done. She became an ardent follower of Jesus.
 
Fil Albuquerque
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 06:59 am
@peacecrusader888,
Let me guess you talked with her yesterday right ? Was it a "nice" dream ?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 07:00 am
@peacecrusader888,
D'you mean that she was a sort of non Punk version of Debbie Harry?
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Setanta
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 07:17 am
Right . . . Mary was just a really friendly girl.

(Ama is some kind of crackpot cult group, based, so i've heard, in the Philippine Islands.)
Setanta
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 07:18 am
@peacecrusader888,
peacecrusader888 wrote:
She was not a prostitute. Her occupation was to attract males. She was more like a nymphomaniac.


You mean she did it for free?

(You can't make sh*t up as hilarious as people like this come up with.)
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Lordyaswas
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 07:21 am
@Setanta,
Maybe god is a Layte deity?
Setanta
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 07:30 am
@Lordyaswas,
Mary may have been a Luzone . . .
timur
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 07:53 am
@Setanta,
Good one!
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Setanta
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 07:59 am
Thank you . . . thank you . . . i'll be here all week . . . try the veal!
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Lordyaswas
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 08:02 am
Bugger!

I didn't see that one!
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Ragman
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 11:25 am
"Mary, Mary ...
quite contrary
how does your garden grow?"

"With silver shells
and cockle bells
and one ******* petunia!"
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edgarblythe
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 11:41 am
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 04:32 pm
Quote:
Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute


I am so disappointed.
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Brandon9000
 
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Fri 19 Feb, 2016 07:21 pm
Why would you think she was a prostitute in the first place?
peacecrusader888
 
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Sat 20 Feb, 2016 03:45 am
@Brandon9000,
It is floating around that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. It is to maligned her. So we (plural) asked the spirit of Ama regarding her.
Lordyaswas
 
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Sat 20 Feb, 2016 05:04 am
@peacecrusader888,
You couldn't just go to wikipedia?
bobsal u1553115
 
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Sat 20 Feb, 2016 07:37 am
@Lordyaswas,
Its just toooo meta,
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Brandon9000
 
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Sat 20 Feb, 2016 09:30 am
@peacecrusader888,
peacecrusader888 wrote:
It is floating around that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. It is to maligned her. So we (plural) asked the spirit of Ama regarding her.

"Floating around" isn't a very substantial basis for historical knowledge.
Leadfoot
 
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Sat 20 Feb, 2016 11:27 am
@Brandon9000,
Most people get their historical knowledge about M. Magdalene from 'Jesus Christ - Superstar'.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Sat 20 Feb, 2016 04:34 pm
@Leadfoot,
Quote:
Re: Brandon9000 (Post 6130251)
Most people get their historical knowledge about M. Magdalene from 'Jesus Christ - Superstar'.


How ironic. 'Jesus Christ - Superstar' is my most favorite historical musical.
 

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