Fri 19 Feb, 2016 06:55 am
According to the spirit of Ama, Mary Magdalene was a very beautiful woman. She was not a prostitute. Her occupation was to attract males. She was more like a nymphomaniac.
She tried to attract Jesus but Jesus told her of what His mission in this world is. She repented what she had done. She became an ardent follower of Jesus.
@peacecrusader888,
Let me guess you talked with her yesterday right ? Was it a "nice" dream ?
@peacecrusader888,
D'you mean that she was a sort of non Punk version of Debbie Harry?
Right . . . Mary was just a really friendly girl.
(Ama is some kind of crackpot cult group, based, so i've heard, in the Philippine Islands.)
@peacecrusader888,
peacecrusader888 wrote:She was not a prostitute. Her occupation was to attract males. She was more like a nymphomaniac.
You mean she did it for free?
(You can't make sh*t up as hilarious as people like this come up with.)
@Setanta,
Maybe god is a Layte deity?
@Lordyaswas,
Mary may have been a Luzone . . .
Thank you . . . thank you . . . i'll be here all week . . . try the veal!
Bugger!
I didn't see that one!
"Mary, Mary ...
quite contrary
how does your garden grow?"
"With silver shells
and cockle bells
and one ******* petunia!"
Why would you think she was a prostitute in the first place?
@Brandon9000,
It is floating around that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. It is to maligned her. So we (plural) asked the spirit of Ama regarding her.
@peacecrusader888,
You couldn't just go to wikipedia?
@peacecrusader888,
peacecrusader888 wrote:It is floating around that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. It is to maligned her. So we (plural) asked the spirit of Ama regarding her.
"Floating around" isn't a very substantial basis for historical knowledge.
@Brandon9000,
Most people get their historical knowledge about M. Magdalene from 'Jesus Christ - Superstar'.
@Leadfoot,
Quote:Re: Brandon9000 (Post 6130251)
Most people get their historical knowledge about M. Magdalene from 'Jesus Christ - Superstar'.
How ironic. 'Jesus Christ - Superstar' is my most favorite historical musical.
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