manden
 
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 01:17 am
I ' d better say : God and father of the whole mankind - of course NO religion .
And does a good father love his child ?
And do you think the true God is not a good father ?
 
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 03:17 am
@manden,
My vote goes to Olaf, the Supreme God of bacon.


Our Father who art in the kitchen,
Olaf be thy name
Thy pigdom come
Thy rashers well done
On earth as they are in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And digest well our bacon sammies
For thine is the smokedom
The apple cured and the mapled
For wrinkled and crisper
Amen.
manden
 
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Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 03:51 am
@Lordyaswas,
pitiable creature !
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 04:00 am
@manden,
Bless you, my brother.

May Olaf always keep your cupboard well stocked with HP Sauce.
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 04:04 am
If his Lordyship has bacon, he is to be envied, not pitied.
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Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 04:11 am
"You cannot believe in God until you believe in your frying pan"

- The Gospel of The Holy Gammon, Chapter Three.
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manden
 
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Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 06:19 am
It seems there are even more stupid one's in America than in Europe .
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 06:38 am
@manden,
And the Lord Olaf said "Bring unto me the tender sides of pork, so that I may cure them."
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timur
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 06:43 am
manden wrote:
It seems there are even more stupid one's in America than in Europe .
You're talking about yourself, right?
manden
 
  0  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 09:08 am
@timur,
I only notice what I live and see here . That is enough .
Please write to the topic - the nonsense is not important !
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Setanta
 
  2  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 09:20 am
Your ridiculous religious delusions are not important, either. However, wome of us do find this sh*t you post entertaining.
manden
 
  0  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 12:01 pm
@Setanta,
A forum of pitiable blind one's . I hope you wake up sometime . What a pitiful
life !
Leadfoot
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 12:23 pm
@manden,
What HAPPENED to you man?
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timur
 
  2  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 12:38 pm
manden wrote:
pitiable blind one's


How can you be more pitiable than that?

A guy that doesn't even know the plural of one trying to shove religion down our throat..

If I were you, I'd seek the help of god..
manden
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 12:57 pm
@timur,
I must not seek , I have it . The real creator is with me ( in important things ) .
timur
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 01:00 pm
@manden,
Quite an imperfect creator, then..
manden
 
  0  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 01:06 pm
@timur,
You have NO idea from him ! I know what he let me recognize .
timur
 
  2  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 01:16 pm
@manden,
On the contrary, I have a quite realistic idea of him.

If almost all of his followers are illiterate, he is a second order god...
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 01:43 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

My vote goes to Olaf, the Supreme God of bacon.


And Satan spoke to Olaf's daughter, Olive, "Eat this faken* and curse your father's name. For the members of this forum are pitiable blind one's [sic]."



*Soy based tofu bacon.
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manden
 
  2  
Reply Fri 19 Feb, 2016 02:17 pm
Here has nobody an idea of the real God , and also this mankind has only
very very little .
 

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