@manden,
My vote goes to Olaf, the Supreme God of bacon.
Our Father who art in the kitchen,
Olaf be thy name
Thy pigdom come
Thy rashers well done
On earth as they are in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And digest well our bacon sammies
For thine is the smokedom
The apple cured and the mapled
For wrinkled and crisper
Amen.