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Michigan police queuing up to enforce oral sex ban

 
 
Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 07:16 am
Michigan police queuing up to enforce oral sex ban
http://newsthump.com/2016/02/10/michigan-police-queuing-up-to-enforce-oral-sex-ban/

Police in Michigan are scrambling to join a new investigative task force after the state banned oral sex.

The new law, known as the ‘If I can’t have it nor can anyone else’ act was passed by the state legislature in a move one described as ‘the closest thing I’ve had to an erection since Ronald Reagan left office.’ Describing oral sex as a ‘unnatural crime against nature’, the bill could only have been drafted by people who’ve never had any.

in response to the passing of the bill, state police have been cancelling leave and queuing through the night in a bid to join a new undercover unit devoted to tracking down lawbreakers.

Normal people in Michigan are reported to have told the state legislature they can stick the law up their arse, which as it turns out is also illegal.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 08:37 am
@bobsal u1553115,
This is startling to read about.
dalehileman
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 12:05 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Bob, I can't believe it ain't a joke
Tes yeux noirs
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 12:43 pm
In 1912 my great-grandmother knew a lady who was an oral sex activist. She went down on the Titanic.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 12:46 pm
@ossobuco,
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Re: bobsal u1553115 (Post 6123339)
This is startling to read about.


Welcome to the 1950's!!!!!!
dalehileman
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 12:47 pm
@Tes yeux noirs,
Tes once more you've made my day....
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 12:49 pm
@dalehileman,
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Re: bobsal u1553115 (Post 6123339)
Bob, I can't believe it ain't a joke


Well, it sorta is. Its just hasn't gotten past ironic yet: the GOP, which is against gubmint overreach, wants to reach into your bedroom.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 12:51 pm
@Tes yeux noirs,
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In 1912 my great-grandmother knew a lady who was an oral sex activist. She went down on the Titanic.


Badda bing! I'll be playing the Aytookay Room two shows a night, please remember to tip your servers and bartenders!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 12:56 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
I was there already...

I haven't read up. I'm resuming someone or many someones will bring a big lawsuit quite soon.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 01:00 pm
@ossobuco,
The courts threw these laws out before, they'll throw them out again. I'm waiting for some RW to try to get this on a ballot.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 01:17 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Ah, ya got me semi-believing on that one, but

http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2016/02/no_michigan_sodomy_ban_bill.html
http://www.snopes.com/michigan-senate-crime-against-nature/

Anyway, so much weird stuff is going on, in my view of course, that I took it as unlikely to last but possibly going to be acted on.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2016 01:20 pm
@ossobuco,
I meant presume..

Now that I know more, I still wouldn't mind a lawsuit happening to get the old law re humans removed.
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