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Thu 16 Jan, 2003 01:23 pm
I'm officially on crack.
I don't recall the actual act of smoking said crack, but my recent actions definitely
suggest I'm on the drug.
Yesterday, the girl I'm dating got caught up in a bind. So I let her borrow my car. She's got it for
the rest of the day.
My beautiful baby. Love of my life. Pride and joy. Nothing makes me happier than her. And
I'm letting this girl drive her. Nobody, ever, borrows my ride. Never. I don't even know if
she's a good driver or not...never been in a car with her while she's driven, and I'm
probably better off this way. You see, I'm not a big fan of the woman driver, but that's
for another time.
People, I don't ask much from you at all...so please, say a prayer.
Oooo! What a bold step ye has taken my son!
What? You let yer girl borrrow your ride? ARE YOU TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR EVER-LOVING MIND? IN BOSTON!!!!
I pray to the gods at AAA and the impound lot, that it is returned to you unblemished. Yer gonna need a LOT more than that though! lol
Considering recent polling information, you have less than a 50% probability of getting said prayer.
What you need is insurance.
Right! Because her insurance won't matter at all... it's all yours.
Start crossing your fingers, toes & eyes.
Slappy, it's official. You're in love.
Christ! You haven't even been with her when she's driving? How long have you known her?
by any chance do you happen to know her name?
Name? Dammit!
"Love?" No. The only person I love right now is myself. Heck, somebody's got to. You see, I work for a car dealer, and her car broke down. Last night, she came to pick up her car at my shop, that was supposedly fixed, and I when I started it, realized it wasn't fixed right. The shop was closed, and it was either let her drive her sh!tbox today, knowing it would break down, or give her my car. I just took a dealer car home for myself. I wanted to kill the mechanic this morning.
I've known her since...October/November. I'm too nice. She better come down with a bad case of the "kneesles."
What kind of car are you not driving today? Kneesles....can I use that?
Not driving a 2000 BMW 323ci.
Hopefully, it doesn't look like this when it comes back:
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/m3/m3_112002_001.shtml
jespah wrote:I'm gonna move this to Autos because, uh, well, it seems the thing to do.
I beg to differ, Jes. This is clearly a religious thread. or is it a health question? Maybe mental health?
hmmmmmmmmm i've never done a candle lighting for the health of a car but what the heck, it's thursday and it's friggin' cold, so what the heck.
good luck with the love and kneesles.
So.... can't wait to hear what happened!
I just found out that the new Survivor will have a Gallaudet alum! (Deaf.) How cool! Will be sooooooo interested in seeing how that plays out.
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20030113/104249070000.html
Can't believe that a level headed person
such as yourself would allow another human
being to drive your automobile - the love of
your life apparently by your own admission,
the car that is, not the girl. Who knows what
could happen. She could run out of gas, &
leave it abandoned somewhere where a gang
of teenaged delinquents strip it, she could
just keep on driving - right on out of town -
out of the state and right on out of your life
and what could you do about it. When the
police ask you what happened all you can
say is that "You LET her have it???" It's
NOT gonna sound good my dear man, sorry
to say, but it makes it look like you allowed
it all to happen. This then, would become one
of those dreadfully nasty topics about personal
responsibility and you KNOW what that is like!
Oh, crap. Wrong thread. Sorry.
He's got no car and it's breakin' his heart
But he's got a driver and that's a start
I would just like to thank you all for your prayers.
My baby came back unscathed.
There's nothing like a candle vigil...
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