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The Most Boring Movies You've Ever Seen

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jul, 2016 03:22 am
@cicerone imposter,
Just keeping this classic thread alive with a real contribution to the anals of movie history.

I wanna nominate HAIL CAESER with George Clooney and a fogettable cast of people who took an otherwise neat idea of a movie and turned it into 2 hours of hell.
It was a COEN BROTHERS movie, What the hell were they thinking?
There arent enough rotten tomatoes for this one
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Thomas33
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2016 05:28 pm
Avengers Age of Ultron: annoying, self-indulgent, no focus, misplaced humour.
The Godfather Part II: too bleak, and flashbacks that serve no useful purpose.

Ghostbusters (1984): not a bad movie, but not exactly an entertaining one either.
Any Star Trek movie (more or less).

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps
LotR: The Two Towers



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Steb
 
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Reply Thu 1 Dec, 2016 08:16 pm
@kickycan,
Anything starring Chuck Norris.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 1 Dec, 2016 08:56 pm
Also Forest Gump.
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Thu 1 Dec, 2016 11:13 pm
@edgarblythe,
The new Mad Max was pretty awful. Got aboutt 20 minutpes in and it was making nosense
, jus:-) t boring violence alnd I ju:st did not care nd turned it off.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 08:08 am
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:

The new Mad Max was pretty awful. Got aboutt 20 minutpes in and it was making nosense
, jus:-) t boring violence alnd I ju:st did not care nd turned it off.


Hint... I wasn't! Embarrassed
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 10:13 am
Reading through this, I honestly don't believe that many of you understand what boring actually means. What do you have going on in your life when a Mad Max movie is seen as boring? I mean seriously. You may not like it, but it is hardly boring. The entire action genre, not a single movie should be listed as boring. Not liking or enjoying a movie does not make it boring.

That being said, Empire by Warhol was a boring movie. The English Patient (as others have rightly mentioned) was a boring movie. Lets try to be honest in our opinions folks.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 10:15 am
@McGentrix,
McGentrix wrote:

Reading through this, I honestly don't believe that many of you understand what boring actually means. What do you have going on in your life when a Mad Max movie is seen as boring? I mean seriously. You may not like it, but it is hardly boring. The entire action genre, not a single movie should be listed as boring. Not liking or enjoying a movie does not make it boring.

I totally agree with you here.

Quote:
That being said, Empire by Warhol was a boring movie.

That's the only movie playing in Hell. 485 minutes in Hell on an infinite loop!

Quote:
The English Patient (as others have rightly mentioned) was a boring movie. Lets try to be honest in our opinions folks.

D'accord.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 10:32 am
@McGentrix,
We should just send it by you before we post it.
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 02:27 pm
@McGentrix,
You clearly haven't seen the new Max, McG. Don't bother. Max 1,2,3 were not boring. Mad Max 4 is.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 02:30 pm
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:

You clearly haven't seen the new Max, McG. Don't bother. Max 1,2,3 were not boring. Mad Max 4 is.

Fury Road is amazing. So... #wrong.
McGentrix
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 02:59 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

MontereyJack wrote:

You clearly haven't seen the new Max, McG. Don't bother. Max 1,2,3 were not boring. Mad Max 4 is.

Fury Road is amazing. So... #wrong.


^ This.
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 03:00 pm
@edgarblythe,
If you have any doubts whether a movie is boring or not, yes. Please run it by me first. I will be glad to help.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 04:37 pm
Are you telling me I need permission to post Valkyrie?
perennialloner
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 04:45 pm
I think american hustle is super boring but no one else seems to think so.
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 06:40 pm
@edgarblythe,
Wasn't it your suggestion?

But Valkyrie, the 2008 Tom Cruise movie? You should not post that as a boring movie. It was certainly not Cruise at his best, but no Cruise movie is to be considered "boring". Not even Far and Away.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 06:45 pm
@McGentrix,
I like a number of Cruise movies, but that one was impossible to watch to the end.
McGentrix
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 11:46 pm
@edgarblythe,
That one certainly had the potential to have a good story but they instead made it a sub par action movie.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 2 Dec, 2016 11:49 pm
@McGentrix,
Oh, well. My favorite Cruise movie is Born on the Fourth of July.
McGentrix
 
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Reply Sat 3 Dec, 2016 12:23 am
@edgarblythe,
That's a good one. My favorite is The Last Samurai. Top Gun is a close second.
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