Hmm, while logical edgar, I fail to see the humour.
Dick Cheney decides to leave politics to go into porn. At the porno actors registry, the buxom female attendent asks him: "So what's your porno name going to be?"
"I was thinking of Dick Chain-me. What do you think?"
"Well, the name isn't taken, so it's yours. Next question, what 'talent' do you feel you can bring to the porno industry?"
Dick smiles, "Come on baby, you know that Conservatives cock up everything..."