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You are now the ruler of Earth. Choose your title!

 
 
Reply Sat 6 Jun, 2015 12:29 pm
Everybody wants to rule the world? A poll by TsarStepan.

You find yourself in the rare position of taking control of the entire planet Earth. Which title best suits your leadership style and type of government you will hold over everyone on the globe?

Declare your sovereignty here!

Vote here!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jun, 2015 12:35 pm
Benign Despotic Nightmare of the Unjust
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Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jun, 2015 11:15 pm
@tsarstepan,
His Highest Highness, Swimmer of the Five Oceans, Commander of the Seven Continents, Appointer of God, Defender of the Little People, Bringer of Rain in Correct Amounts, Tax Recipient, The Benevolent Wiseness, Leader for Taking to When Aliens Visit, Highest Incarnation of Revolutionary Comradely Love, Desirer of Many Women, Ever Victorious, Crusher of Grapes, Iron Willed Commander, The Great Sun of Life, Amazing Politician, Hegemonically Humble, Great Man Who Descended From Heaven and Left God in Charge till He Returneth, Savior, Father of Most Bastards This Century, Nummer of Voluptuous Breasts, Highest Incarnation of Incantation, Smiter of Minions, and Winner of an Emmy and a Golden Globe, Ionus .

roger
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jun, 2015 11:58 pm
@tsarstepan,
Tyrant.

It worked in Discworld.
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knaivete
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 12:40 am
@Ionus,
Quote:
Nummer


Is that a B for mutton n a D fer ential.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockney_alphabet

Speaking of heing bumble, and my titular rank:

Gen U Flect



Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 12:43 am
@knaivete,
Nummer as in num num num
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Tes yeux noirs
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 01:29 am
Field Marshal Sir Tes Noir, KCMG, MC, DSO
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 01:42 am
@Tes yeux noirs,
May we call you "your black eyes" for short ?
Tes yeux noirs
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 02:43 am
@Ionus,
Quote:
May we call you "your black eyes" for short ?

You will only speak to me when I speak to you first; you will salute, call me "Sir" and stand to attention.

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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 04:47 am
@Ionus,
What...no "king of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm?"
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 06:00 am
MEANEST MUTHAFUCKA ON THIS HERE THRED
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Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 06:43 am
@Frank Apisa,
Well...I didnt want to over do it ...did you know some of those Titles were stolen from the North Korean President ...can you guess which ones ?
thack45
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 06:53 am
God. Or Paul if we're familiar.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2015 06:55 am
@Ionus,
I doubt any North Korean president was winner of Golden Globe or Emmy...so I do not choose those two.

But considering the gall of the leaders of North Korea...and the need of underlings to suck up to them, almost any of the others might work...especially any that have the word "Leader" as part of it.

By the way...I especially liked that "Desirer of Many Women."

Seems like that is the curse of so many leaders...except the ones who are "Desirers of many young boys."
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