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BLONDE CRUISE

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Sun 20 Oct, 2002 08:28 pm
A

blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign
in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"

So she goes inside, lays

her money on the counter and
says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."

The agent grabs her, drags her into

the back room,
ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the
back door and downhill to the river, where he

pushes
her in and sends her floating.

A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the
sign, goes inside,

lays her money on the counter, and
asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner
tube and sent floating down

the river.

Somehow drifting into stronger current, she eventually
catches up with the first blonde. They float side

by
side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do
they serve refreshments on this cruise?"

The second blonde

replies,"They didn't last year...."
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jan, 2003 10:35 pm
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