Sun 20 Oct, 2002 08:28 pm
blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign
in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"
So she goes inside, lays
her money on the counter and
says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into
the back room,
ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the
back door and downhill to the river, where he
her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the
sign, goes inside,
lays her money on the counter, and
asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner
tube and sent floating down
Somehow drifting into stronger current, she eventually
catches up with the first blonde. They float side
side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do
they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde
replies,"They didn't last year...."