Sushi Tales

Did she lie down naked with sushi on her to eat? I hear that's a hot trend.

Thanks, hamster!

Note: there is no relation between my last post and the cav post preceding it.

edit

Yes indeed. How could I come between such a happy couple?

edit

Oh come on guys. Would you please take your personal stuff somewhere else? All I wanna know is Nick's answer to cav's question

Akiko (I always called her Akiko because that's her name) eventually ran off with a woman. C'est la vie!

Sorry to hear that man. Hope that happened quite some while ago, so time healed all wounds already...just trying to figure out whether dirty jokes concerning your ex and the other girl are gonna be inappropriate.

A. With a crowbar
B. Very carefully
C. With a can of Crisco
D. None of the above[/quote]

No offense, but I'm really not on your wavelength here, apparently. Can we keep the discussion on topic? Thanks in advance.

Sad to hear that Nick. Besides sea urchin, I really like the sweet shrimp, those tiny raw ones that are truly tasty. When my brother was teaching in Japan, my folks went to visit him. He was working in a tiny village in the South, famous for their lobster. This lobster was extremely expensive, and highly prized by the locals. My brother's host family offered some up for my parents, in honour of their visit. The lobsters were popped on the grill alive, and scurried about, but were controlled by the cook's tongs. My mother was disgusted and refused to eat. My bro was very embarrassed, and told me about this, and I was embarrassed by proxy.

Sheesh, how could she possibly decline such an invitation? That's always the prob with the ladies...

I would love to visit Japan some time and get my stomach filled with some real sushi.
Is it true that sushi is actually a "handfood"? That is real Japanese sushi-lovers don't use chopsticks for it?

Depends on the kind of sushi hamster. Hand rolls are just what they say...eat 'em with your hands. Other sushi is generally picked up with chopsticks. Just as an aside, never pour your own sake, it's bad luck. Someone at the table should refill your cup, and you should return the favour.

I hate sushi. I have lived directly above a sushi restaurant for the past two years, and have had it maybe twice. Like you Bill, I had a girl force it on me. Not good, and I don't have any desire to try to acquire a taste for it. I do love sake though.

I would think that you would be pleased with any girl forcing raw fish on you kicky, especially when sake is involved.

Only in the figurative, sexual double-entendre sense.

from family guy:

lech: hey, baby, you a capricorn?

woman: no.

lech: well, you're certainly not a virgo, i can tell you that.

(woman knocks lech down and steps over him.)

lech: from down here you look like a pisces.

Love Family Guy....

So kick, what's it that you don't like about sushi?
The taste? The idea of eating raw fish? The sexy Japanese ladies serving in those restaurants?

Nothing more or less than I don't like the taste of it. I have tried a few different kinds, and some are not as bad as others, but none of them are really what I would consider good. Just not my thing I guess. The idea that it's raw fish doesn't help, but I don't like the idea of eating snails either, and I like escargot.