What is it you want us to help you with?
Do you want us to keep dialing the number for you?
Maybe you could, I don't know, actually go there and stand in line to speak to someone?
That's just crazy enough that it might work.
I know that you really want help, because you said please with 6 extra "e's" on the end of the word, and didn't bother to mention in your title what you wanted help with.
Anxiously waiting to hear back from you about how mean and unhelpful I am.