@FBM,
The whole thing is nonsense when you look at it. Patches is a Catholic, so let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say Catholicism is the way. Look at Mussolini and Ghandi. Mussolini was a good Catholic, gave the Vatican back to the Pope, and probably confessed regularly, so despite everything he gets into heaven. Or even Hitler, he was a Catholic, if he made a deathbed confession he's in heaven. Ghandi's got no ******* chance.
So the message is, we don't know if Hitler and Mussolini are in Heaven or not, they might be, but Ghandi's definitely in Hell.