Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2015 06:04 pm
I've been rereading an oldie and goodie thread about dreams and what they mean or don't mean. http://able2know.org/topic/105915-1

This post by tai chi, on page 20 - I have another 30 pages to read - wasn't about a dream of hers, but a story someone else's dream reminded her of:
http://able2know.org/topic/105915-20#post-3250313

Noddy, you have heard of the Purina Diet haven't you? It goes like this:

A friend of mine has a huge Labrador Retriever. It eats a lot, and we went to the store to buy a large bag of dog food. We were in line to check out and a woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

The "what a moron!" look on my buddy's face was priceless, and I knew what it meant: he was going to toy with her. He told her that no, he was starting The Purina Diet again although he probably shouldn't -- he said he had ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 50 pounds before he awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms.

He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. He said that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with his story, particularly a big tall guy who was behind the woman.

Horrified, she asked why he ended up in the hospital -- had the Purina made him sick? He told her no; he'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking his balls and a car hit him.

The woman turned fire-engine red, and I helped the tall guy up off the floor.


Anyway, I have been reading this old thread as a kind of preface to a new one, also about dreams - I'll post that link if and when I find it again; I forget who started it, it was a few days ago.

The good deal about this is remembering people, like Noddy.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2015 06:44 pm
@ossobuco,
Aha - the new thread about dreams was started by The Cobbler -

http://able2know.org/topic/267606-1
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2015 10:38 pm
I'm enjoying re reading Equus, for example, miss him, but a2k is now about Brian Williams.

I am positive Equus is smarter than Williams.

We don't know how he is doing.
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2015 12:09 pm
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:

I am positive Equus is smarter than Williams.

Um.... The horses who let themselves be brutally slaughtered? The psycho who slaughtered said horses? Or the psychiatrist who is trying to figure out our antihero/protagonist?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2015 12:37 pm
@tsarstepan,
Equus is one of the smart posters (high level of wit) that we don't see here anymore.. alas.
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