Here's a little something...
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On Being Nobody
A rabbi is overcome with spiritual ecstasy and runs up to the altar, throwing himself on his knees, crying, "I'm nobody Lord! I'm nobody! Nobody!"
The cantor witnesses his state of humility and unity with the One and is so deeply moved, he too runs to the altar exclaiming, "Lord, I'm nobody! I'm nobody, Lord!"
The janitor mopping the floor is dumbstruck, and also deeply moved. Filled with piety and a fervent spirit, he drops his mop and also dashes to the altar, proclaiming, "I'm nobody! Oh Lord, hear me, I'm nobody! Nobody!"
He prostrates himself beside the rabbi and cantor still repeating "I'm nobody! I'm nobody!" The rabbi takes notice, turns to the cantor, and with a dismissive gesture, says, "So, look who thinks he's nobody."
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