learning to play a zither with my toes
reading a sports magazine
Setting my VCR to record a "Gomer Pyle" marathon
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Unifying a coalition of the weird and the feckless to seize control of the airwaves
waiting for the phone to ring
accepting donations for a hair transplant
Bad,
When I a good, I am very good, when I am Bad, I am better.