quarantined for having a truly disgusting rash
Teaching my dog how to make spreadsheets with Excel
wondering about the relative merits of Mayo versus Miracle Whip on ham sandwiches
Mayo (Kraft) wins hands down firefly. I only like Miracle Whip in tuna or chicken salad.
(I agree, doglover, only Mayo on my sandwiches--although I am a diehard Hellman's fan. I never use Miracle Whip, although many people swear it makes the best potato salad and cole slaw))
asking for handouts on the White House lawn
beside myself with terror
composing an atonal opera to be staged on a cruise ship
