Listing my light bulb collection on E-Bay to try to attract illumination freaks
nagging the cat to take up a hobby
Pushing my future mother-in-law from the same K2.
Questioning Rick about his policies on Lithuania, in Klingon.
Signing autographs with the name 'Blatham,' in a disabled toilet in Nantucket.
Ehh ... WHOOPS! ... makes me look real stupid, doesn't it?
Testifying in front of an American jury.
No... I just assumed that you were a little late; it happens.
UN Secretary-general (1972-76)
Ehh... yes ... late <looks away>
Xavier, Charles Xavier, from the X-Men (have to come up with SOMETHING, don't I??)
