underwater in my bathtub, practicing synchronized swimming for the next Olympics
wrestling an alligator while wearing oven mitts
Xavier Cugat's trophy wife
Yodelling champion of East Cleveland
assembling huge Lego sculptures Of George W. Bush
canning stewed prunes to get me through the winter
deepening my knowledge of politics
holding seances to contact the spirits of past Presidents
Invited to these said séances, due to ignorantly summoning up the 'ghost' of Lyndon B Johnson.
Jockeying for position in the Worldwide Wrestling competition
Killing wombats to try to win the heart of Jim Carrey.
