You Got Juiced!!!

OJ's the man...

http://www.foxsports.com/content/view?contentId=2459528

I can see it now:

"Hello, Bob?"
"Yes?"
"This is Dr. Frank Santos, about your recent hospital visit."
"Uh, yea?"
"Sorry to inform you, Bob, but you got the clap."
"WHAT! No way! How did that..."
"Yea man, but it's bad. I got to stick one of those huge ass needles right in you know what."
"NOOOO!"
"Hey man! Just kidding! You got JUICED! It's OJ, man!!! HAHAHAHA!"
"Who put you up to this, OJ?"
"Your girlfriend, Kim! HAHAHAHA!"
"Dammit, I'm going to kill that bitch!"
"HAHAHAHA...what? (shut the cameras off) Yo. Are you serious?"
"Yea, OJ. I hate that doosh."
"Listen, I could use some extra dough. What do you say...."