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Nude man falls through ceiling at Logan, assaults bystander

 
 
jespah
 
Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2014 07:47 pm
Quote:
At around noon, a woman using the ladies’ restroom in Terminal C reported that a naked man had fallen through the ceiling into the stall area before running out of the bathroom, State Police spokesman Dave Procopio said.


The man, later identified as a 26-year-old Cameron Shenk of Boston, then assaulted an elderly man he encountered upon fleeing from the restroom, according to Procopio.

“He assaulted the elderly man, bit the man on the ear causing laceration to ear, and then began choking the man with [the elderly man’s] own cane,” Procopio said.


More here.

Your thoughts, A2Kers? It's kind of a combination of a scene from The Breakfast Club and a Tyson-Holyfield bout. With nekkidness.

Note: it did not get out of the 40s F today. Nekkid ear-biting man had to have been kinda chilled.
 
roger
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2014 07:54 pm
@jespah,
Maybe he caught the old guy staring at him.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2014 08:06 pm
As all good christians know, nekkididity leads to depravity.
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oralloy
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2014 08:44 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:
Note: it did not get out of the 40s F today. Nekkid ear-biting man had to have been kinda chilled.

Did he leave the airport in his nude state? (Logan is an airport I believe?)

When he was hiding in the ceiling above the women's restroom, he likely benefited from the building's internal heating system.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2014 08:48 pm
@oralloy,
Yes, Logan is the name of the airport in Boston.

He was probably (somewhat) warm while in the crawlspace over the ladies' room. Hot air rises, after all.

I wonder where he stashed his clothes.
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hawkeye10
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2014 09:00 pm
Sounds like a mental case. We should know monday when he sees a judge.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2014 08:01 am
If that's not weird enough for you how about this?

Quote:
Man high on meth fights off 15 police officers while masturbating


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-high-on-meth-fights-off-15-police-officers-while-masturbating-in-public-9030429.html
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2014 08:17 am
@izzythepush,
Well, we know he didn't have one hand tied behind his back.

Man oh man. Those guys should be pals.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2014 08:34 am
@jespah,
I know it's terrible, but if you can fight off 15 police officers and still keep masturbating, you should get some sort of medal. (not a nice one)
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Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2014 09:37 am
@jespah,
Those darn ceiling tiles just aren't as good as they used to be. Can't hold a decent peeping tom any more.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2014 11:00 am
There's definitely a limerick in there somewhere.



There was a young man called Shenk.....
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2014 11:44 am
@Lordyaswas,
Who went to the loo for a ........
Such erotic a feeling
Made him climb in the ceiling
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