@Lordyaswas,
I hate banana flavored anything. Except for a real banana.
The gourmands here think banana pudding with nilla wafers is some sort of treat. The smell makes me gag.
That was the point of your story, wasn't it lordy?
Oh, but you do have the potential to win a NASCAR experience.
I wish I knew what the equivalent of NASCAR fans are in England. Not necessary car race fans, but the type of people.