Fri 3 Jan, 2003 08:22 pm
sitting here reading a2k posts and chewing some dentyne ice-artic chill gum. turned over the pack and started reading the ingredients.
maltitol, sorbitol, gum base, mannitol, artificial and natural flavoring, acacia, softener, aspartame, titanium dioxide (coloring), acesulfame potassium amd candelilla wax.
phenylketonurics: contains phenylalanine
and on top of it all, there's sugar alcohol 2g
excuse me, but i like to get my alcohol the old fashioned way, out of a 12 oz. can or a bottle of jack.
isn't titanium a metal?
acacia a tree?
question: am i gonna die from this stuff?
Yep. But something else is just as likely to get you too.
better have another bud while i contemplate this.
the way i figure, the curative properties of bud will exorcise any bad stuff i may ingest.
<it's my theory, and don't nobody say otherwise>
gotta go buy some more cure, be right back.
Hmmmm - that is a bit like Dan E's thing on harnessing the cats for transport purposes...
Oh, my, the levitating, peanut butter slathered cat.
Inevitably, every forum seems to have some watershed event separating the old from the new. This is a2k's.
what about you?
I used to read the ingrediants of PopTarts... but I had to stop at the opeing instructions on the vendor pack...
"To open, Lift Seal and tear"
If the gum doesn't do you in, losing a bet to me just might.
Oh goddess, how I am resisting the seal poem that is in my head!!!
good one SP
ok, now I'm caught up to spead with the cat joke.