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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2008 12:23 pm
Cuddly and Spendius are not words I would think of seeing in one posting, unless there were a negative in there too. Maybe i misjudged him, and he is as soft as butter.
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 07:18 pm
"Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth" the verger said to the Bishop when he enquired about the lady in the cottage at the end of the lane.

"She's not seen my mitre", the Bishop replied smirking.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 07:26 pm
Smirking the lady left the manse. The minister had satisfied all her desires as the scripture prescribes.
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2008 10:52 am
Prescribes and proscribes have more or less opposite meanings. Vicars and such usually do more of the latter.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2008 07:25 pm
Latter is a word it is difficult to start a coherent sentence with after four pints of John Smith's Extra Smooth. It conjures up images of behinds.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2008 12:31 am
Behinds are points in Australian Rules Football. A term most probably difficult to understand by the uninitiated as they have also goals, which are worth six points.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2008 05:45 am
Points are awarded in A2K to large numbers of posts, no matter what the quality. Very democratic.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2008 07:10 pm
Democratic principles are barmy. What sort of a system is it when an intellectual's vote is cancelled out by an old bat who likes the look of a expertly tailored pair of trousers.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2008 03:04 am
Trousers are now universally worn by women. They're convenient and warm.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2008 07:15 am
Warm weather allows ladies to show off their assets. It can be quite distracting.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2008 11:45 am
Distracting a driver can be disastrous. I was once stopped by the Spanish police for riding a Vespa in a bikini.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2008 01:36 pm
Bikini design is founded on the idea that certain parts of the female anatomy are not acceptable in polite society. The object is to draw attention to these parts not only in respect of their location but also of the necessity to fear their existence.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2008 01:42 pm
Them goddamn charming things. Their sociological significance are of little interest.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2008 11:24 am
Interest in the French Presiden't latest squeeze has reached alarming proportions here in Britain. It almost amounts to mass hysteria.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2008 03:15 am
Hysteria is derived from the word for womb. It is thought to be a solely female state.
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verbivore
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2008 05:30 am
States are formed and then countries to which I agree..but then comes politics which i dislike..but wondering how A2k knew that Rolling Eyes
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2008 02:26 pm
That breaks the rules off this game. Not that I mind but I thought I would point it out.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2008 03:39 am
Out of your depth means you know very little about something. For example, you can say "I'm out of my depth with computers."
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verbivore
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2008 05:29 am
Computers these days are creating problems. The eagle couldnt soar high as soon as he got his wings becoz of his.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2008 05:44 am
His wing weren't clipped for long. He is now flying all over the place. Laughing
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