A hoy was, in Napoleonic times, a transport vessel used to service the fleet- rather like the ladies in the old town in Portsmouth.
Portsmouth is a place I have never visited. Can anybody tell me if it has special atractions for a visitor from overseas?
Overseas' visitors will be amazed when arriving in Porstmouth. The Spinnaker Tower would be a nice place to post on the "where am I" game.
Games as Ned Kelly is a popular Australian saying. It refers to Australia's greatests bushranger who today is almost a revered folk hero.
Hero is my favorite type of sandwich. I especially like them with a variety of meats and cheeses
Cheeses from the Margaret River district in Western Australia are very popular downunder. They include, Pyengana, Top Paddock, Borrello, Tarago River and Heidi Farm.
Farm-fresh is a much abused term in the marketing of foodstuffs, most of which have never been anywhere near an actual farm. Excuse me for being a bit cynical today.
Today, usually referred to as The Today Show, is an Australian morning TV news and talk programme. It airs weekday mornings on the Channel 9 network.
Network is the amount of work one trys to get done in a day. Deducting time for phonecalls, coffee, watercooler chats, lunch and A2K it equals approximately three minutes.
Minutes of the board meeting make it clear fraud took place.
Place the roast in the center of the table and let your guests help themselves.
Thems elves, not fairies! The surprised baker cried out.
Spot on is not the appropriated term. Two sentences are necessary.
Necessary evil, something that you do not like but which you know must exist or happen. e.g I consider taxes a necessary evil.
Evil-smelling noxious odours are best avoided. It's a warning from nature.
Nature teaches us how to behave. Let's keep our nature.
Nature is being polluted by mankind. Will they ever learn?
Learn this, sunshine. You can't polish a turd.
Turd, a huge fat curly **** that curls out of ones ass like a snake and lands in the loo in a long spiral. Dogs generally do huge turds in the street, watch your feet
