Thought I was clever. Touche, you won the day.
Day and night, the rain keeps falling. Why are my water bills so high?
High prices for water is warranted, just think about this. You never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
Dry, the sand is dry, we haven't had rain for several months. How much water is going to be left at the oasis?
Oasis (the band) are not just influenced by the Beatles, they actually take stuff. Then they get praised.
Praised be the Lord, I can finally get through the builders' rubble to my basement office. But the bill has yet to be paid.
Paid when presented. You didn't want the new one though did you?
You and I have been on the threads many a time and oft. They do get a bit samey though, don't you think?
Think on, as Ena Sharples used to say. Doth the leopard change his spots?
Spots is a method of smoking cannabis, where small pieces of the plant are placed between two very hot knives, squeezed together and the smoke produced is inhaled. The term spotting is native to New Zealand and Australia, in other parts of the world it is known as hot kniving.
Kniving is not a word known to me, but knifing is. It seems to be a horribly popular pastime amongst the teenage population of the loucher parts of London.
London Bridge is falling down, what? Certainly the tourist figures will be hit.
Hit Parade now sounds a very old-fashioned term for the hottest songs. I was never very interested in it.
It might have been better made and functioned as intended. All in all it appears the lunatic fringe of would be killers will soon be caught.
Caught between the moon and New York City? The best that you can do...is fall in love.
Love is like a vision...it flickers, stays, or fades away. I don't believe it is ever permanent.
Permanent, what can possibly be permanent? Surely everybody knows, there is nothing that will last forever.
Forever, I'll be there for you. So when you feel the need to love, let me be the one you're thinking of.
"Of course you realize, dis means war." That's a famous Groucho Marx quotation that was often used by Bugs Bunny.
Bunny has a habit of coming for breakfast and staying for lunch. Now there's one leaf instead of a bunch.
