Show them, why don't you Lez!! We need some sane reflection round here.
Here, There and Everywhere- anither nice song from the once fecund pens of Lennon and McCartney. And why do you think Paul married that strange woman- repenting at leisure, no doubt.
Doubt has been thrown on his behaviour within the relationship, but of course that may be mere scandal. The more one hears about celebrities, the less one knows - or, dare one say it, cares?
Cares there a man, with beard so grey
Who never to himself will say
Whose turn is it to get the breakfast?
Breakfast has degenerated from the wonderful enjoyment of such delights as bacon, ham, sausages, eggs, kippers, grilled mushrooms, steaming oatmeal and other similar goodies to the mundane routine of chewing on the pieces of cardboard that are now sold as toast bread. This they call progress?
Progress means deterioration. That's Hutber's Law.
Law of the jungle. Some people; by words and actions, insist that we still live by 'the law of the jungle,' that is, like animals not governed by the rules of civilization.
"Civilisation" was a masterly TV series with Kenneth Clark expounding on art and literature. If you watch it now, you will marvel that the BBC allowed someone with such bad teeth to broadcast.
Broadcast seed was the old-fashioned way to sow; have you ever seen a farmer do that? I have- he walks along with a big basket of seed strapped to his front, and with two hands he throws the seed left and right; the left arm throws to the right, and vice versa.
Versa, poetrya - alla beeyootifula ways of asaying I lof you. Bad Italian accents can irritate.
Irritate a refined lady at your peril. They are quite vicious when they get their dander up.
Up in Stoke on Trent they used to have Wakes Week when all the potteries would close down and people would go on day trips to Chester and even Rhyl; and they probably ate pikelets.
Pikelets were not so popular in Blackpool at Glasgow Fair Fortnight. Instead, fish & chips, black pudding and copious quantities of lager were de rigeur
Rigeur is not the capital of Latvia, or even Estonia. Just as the capital of Venezuela is not karaoke.
Karaoke is an activity I utterly deplore. The racket some of these drunken "in your facers" make is dreadful.
Dreadful situations dictate desperate measures. Therefore I propose measures of the most severe and trenchant.
Trenchant comes from Old French, from the present participle of trenchier, to cut. It is related to trench.
Trench foot is a particularly nasty disease which is caused by the feet being immersed in water and mud for hours, days even. They smell disgusting.
Disgusting females throng the highways and byways through which I pass.
What is the Government doing about that is what I want to know.
know , that your plea will be heard in a higher court . just don't expect any results .
