Microscope may be, madam, the correct instrument to employ, but how is milord going to be able to get his todger on a slide? Todger I said, that's right, todger.
Todger, if I read you correctly, is an expression similar to "owd mon", "tudge" and "tool". In which case, from what I can gather, his Lordship has little difficulty getting it on the slide.
Todger, notwithstanding, the need of some kind of magnification increases with age, for the subject and the viewer.
(phew!)
Viewer friendly porn, one has found, is usually shown in hotels, and consists of nothing more than close up shots of two perspiring faces, gasping at one another as they hump.
'ump is wot I 'ad I can tell ya. I was on't blinker acros't t't frigate te mi bint wen up cumes bloody captain t' tell mi awl abaat sum bloddy 'otel ees bin in.
Hump, bang and screw are merely colloquisms for a very popular physical activity enjoyed, usually but not exclusively, between two people.
People play all sorts of complicated games. You just have to learn how to survive.
Survive is just what Steve Irwin didn't do. What an unexpected, yet not unexpected event that was.
Was anyone else surprised to read Germaine Greer in The Guardian today- she really had a go at Steve Irwin and his on-screen animal antics. I've got to say, it made a lot of sense.
Sense! SENSE!? Are you taking the piss?
Piss, or more commonly known as urine, is alleged to have health benefits when inbibed by the supplier.
(calm down spend, he only said the G word)
Supplier, or more accurately suppliers are ten a peeny. Do you not read Yellow Pages.
Pages and pages of drivel are posted on the internet by any idiot with access to a keyboard.
Keyboard work creates a class of unwanted things - one-letter typos, failures of phrasing, bad punctuation.
Punctuation brings every sentence to a full stop.
"Stop that this very instant!", she exclaimed. "You can do that when you get home."
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
In Dulce Jubilo, that was a surprise Christmas hit a good few years ago. Nice tune, and I liked the recorder solo.
Solo acoustic is what I did originally.
