Match boxes are dangerous in the hands of little children.
Children soon grow into adults. If tomatoes were grown in the same way nobody would dare offer them for sale.
"Sale" signs do excite my interest. Unfortunately, I sometimes buy things I really don't need because they are such a bargain.
Bargain hunters are shopkeepers bread and butter.
Butter has few uses. One of them is to spread on bread but it is inadvisable to do so due to the fat.
Fat, balding men look ridiculous when seen wearing England football shirts, with "Beckham" written on the back.
Back slapping is a common occurence in gentlemen's clubs. It is also quite common in discreet locations near to gentlemen's clubs.
Clubs were the weapon of choice in days of yore, among the cavemen. In fact if truth be told the choice back then was very limited.
Limited prospects are often the lot of those who are not well educated.
educated people go farther than the non educated one.
One example of serendipity would be finding a winning lottery ticket in the street.
Street begging has now been raised to the level of respectable economic enterprise. The wheedling inducements for the stupid to call in to a number and have a few pence deducted from their already miniscule assets has now become the approved method of the modern pickpocket.
Pickpocket schemes can be quite clever. My mother's wallet was stolen from her handbag when the woman entering a theater door behind her began screaming that her hand got caught in the door. While she created a diversion, the wallet was apparently taken from the open handbag by an accomplice. My mother didn't realize it was gone until the intermission of the play.
"Play the game" we were taught at my school. The only problem was that other schools were so serious that I was delivered into the hands of the long dead pranksters of the past.
Past prime was the label on the steak. On the other hand the price was good, perhaps I should I have bought it anyway?
"Anyway", the doctor said, "should we have it off at the knee or at the elbow?"
"Oooowh! ", she said giggling "You are awful! ".
Awful day I had. I just found out that this was the best day of my life.
"Life", crooned the greasy singer, " is just a bowl of cherries".
"Oh no it flipping well isn't", shouted the drunks at the bar.
"Bar him for life!", we begged. No one took the slightest bit of notice.
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