Rules can be broken in certain circumstances, but not when you are a trapeze artist. Or a deep-sea diver.
Bugger it!!!
I'm always doing that!
Like I said to the.
Diver from Chorlton Diving Club, that I met in a bar on Beech Road... 'have you ever had rapture of the deep'?
Deep heat is great for the old muscles when you have been breaking up concrete paths with a sledgehammer, like wot I have. When will I ever learn?
Learn some sense Mac. You shouldn't be breaking flags up at your age as it can cause all sorts of things like piles.
Learn and keep learning - that is my credo. I'm thinking of going to evening class to learn the guitar.
Piles, or a hernia more like. But there are some jobs when only a sledgehammer will do- especially if your mate is too mean to hire a breaker.
spendy pipped me, spendy pipped me...
(smorgs having massive tantrum)
Breaker of hearts, there are some of them around, it's as if they do it professionally. But ladies' men are often the mildest of friendly souls, and girls instinctively trust them - wrongly.
"Wrongly Jeffrey! ", she said, impatiently, not having majored in English Language. "It's perfectly obvious that you need more directions and practice."
Practice of any religion is perfectly legal in Britain, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody I suppose. Hence there isn't very much religion at all, unlike in Poland where it was illegal for a long time.
"Time is the sentimentalist dimension", said Constant Lambert,stroking his chin.
Chin hair for older women seems to be quite a problem. Why do men have beards, anyway?
Anyway-it's after half one and I must depart to the pit.
Pit is it, you have no youthful exuberance to flirt mildly with lorks in the middle of the night.
Night has brought to those who sleep, only dreams they can not keep.
'Keep a cool head' is a good motto to have. Especially if your crossing the Sahara on foot.
Foot slip is better than a tongue slip.
"Slip into something more comfortable" is probably my favourite sentence in the English language.
Language differences can be such fun. 'Bum' is a good example.
"Example this, you pommie pooftah!" cried drover Dan as he socked Reginald right in the eye. But things were different in those days.
