I've always been jealous of dudes who could get really good mutton-chops going. Mine are too much like hair and too little like beard, so they just get all scraggly.
Beard is generally in one or another state of disrepair.
I like them on some men and not on others. It all depends on the man.
Oh sure, it all depends on the man . . . women just lay there, right ?
(ducks and runs, very fast . . . )
depend 1. intr. To hang down, be suspended.
Yes, it does.
Would someone please throw a really big stick at that dog?
Not the cute little one surrounded by the pretty blue flowers.
Ah Setanta, you were so sweet when you mentioned doing things for your lovey, then you and patiodog get all testeronish and spoil it.
Chatoyant, here's a baseball bat.
I was gonna agree with the weeLowan that Setanta was very sweet. Now I am considering my options.
I'm not a fan of a full beard on anyone. A few not so grand associations in my mind. I like sideburns on men, especially those funky long pointy ones that the little musician boys have in the arty district. I like moustaches on men, and I adore goatees on men. I'm not sure I've ever seen a goatee I didn't like, tho there was a uni room-mate who had something resembling a light cheese mold that he claimed was a goatee. Maybe I didn't like that too much.
hey! what'd I do? blame the dictionary guys if you've got a problem with that one! there's a one-line i've been refraining from posting on this thread all day in the interests of good taste!
Ah heck, patiodog. You might as well go ahead. This thread is going to the dogs anyway.
My brother wears a beard. He looks like Sigmund Freud's kid brother!
Obviously p-doggie and Setanta were merely bearding the ladies, and what's so awfully wrong with that?
I once plunked down a nickel to see a bearded lady in a carnival. All she had, in addition to the usual womanly trappings, were six or seven grizzly bristles growing out of a mole on her chin. Or maybe it was a wart, but no matter, either way I figger I got screwed out of at least three cents.
Setanta
Ohhhhh, that was bad, lol.
I have given up on the cultivation of facial hair, mostly because whenever I see myself in a mirror I always think, "Jeez, who IS that ugly bastard!". Longtime convert to the pleasures of hot water, badger bristle, real soap and double-bladed razor - can't imagine what the appeal of an electric razor is.
