One might wish for that, Vinny Z (and welcome to A2K) - and there are any number of outfits out there that
claim to do just that. The real state of affairs, however, equates pretty much to "One size fits poorly" - no one pill cures all ills, no one app deals with all yuckware and related inconveniences. While the best practice is
Safe Hex, computer security/privacy is a moving target; the badguys try to make a living by staying one step ahead of the crosshairs. Far more important than having a loaded toolbox is knowing which tools to use, and when, why, where, and how to use them.