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This morning, my phone told me that I could be at the dog park in 9 minutes

 
 
Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 11:34 am
How did my dogs manage this?
 
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 12:27 pm
@boomerang,
They knew enough to press K 9 at the same time.

Tricky part was finding someone with opposable thumbs.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 01:17 pm
He used the phone jackalope..
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 02:31 pm
@boomerang,
Dog gone?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 02:37 pm
@boomerang,
Apparently, your dog knows your phone's password. He got must have purchased that app from the Android/Google store of course.
roger
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 03:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
It might be wise to change passwords and credit card numbers.
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 03:50 pm
@roger,
My credit-card is a little dog-eared. Must be from my French Poodle making those charge calls to French dog hookers.
Diane
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 04:21 pm
@boomerang,
How long is 9 minutes in dog time?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 04:31 pm
@Diane,
An hour + 3 minutes.
Diane
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 04:36 pm
@ossobuco,
Osso, I was thinking 63 minutes. 9x7.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 04:37 pm
@Diane,
yes....
bark bark bark!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 05:33 pm
I found about about my dogs' trickery when I accidentally hit the calendar function of my phone. It brought up a message that said

"If you leave now you can drive to the dog park in 9 minutes." (I'm guessing that the dogs have somehow linked their message to some kind of traffic pattern application.)

I was worried that it would be followed by another message that said

"If you don't leave now the cat gets it." (Or something equally sinister.)

I did take my dogs to the park and when I returned the message was gone. I'm assuming they've learned how to hide their tracks.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 05:35 pm
@Ragman,
There is a French poodle at our dog park. Her name is Coquette and she is indeed a flirt. Perhaps she had something to do with this.

My dog is Diamond. Coquettes like Diamonds, don't they?
roger
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 05:37 pm
@boomerang,
I didn't realize dogs were that particular.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 05:47 pm
@boomerang,
Don't chickens turn into croquettes? Oh, wait..you meant coquette.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2014 08:42 pm
@Ragman,
I think it was firefly that told me about "Texts from Dog". It's howlingly funny. You can just google the title and it will direct you to the site. It's written by October Jones, just check it out.
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