Well, I've tried to converse with you in this and several other threads. I won't be making that mistake again.
Well (Harrumph) I beg your pardon, the last thing I remember you saying to me directly was to tell me to piss off. So, I did, I actually pissed off, I avoid you as much as possible. I have done my part to appease you, and that still isn't GOOD enough???? You have been crystal clear on this forum that you can barely tolerate me, and truly thats fine, I'm an acquired taste, simply not for everybody. Perhaps I've misconstrued your remarks as patronizing, but I doubt it. I think even you would agree you are difficult, prickly and intemperate man on this board. You are quick to anger, that's fine with with me because I am as well. I reserve the right to respond when you follow my remarks in a belittling fashion. You should never forget that if you expect the freedom to bark at people, then you shouldn't get all hurt feelings when someone barks back. Really man, what are you thinking?
My grandmother summed it up famously when I was about 9 or 10 years old, when I heard her say "You might be able to stick that umbrella up my butt, but don't try to open it and tell me it's raining".