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Wed 12 May, 2004 07:15 pm
Well, it ain't a tasteful subject, but we all got one, right? They give trouble sometimes. My friend's toilet refused to flush properly, even though we gave it a good acid treatment, reamed out the jets, augered it, plunged it, pulled it off the floor to look for obstructions, made certain the roofers did not put cans or waste material down the vent pipe, etc. Nothing worked. Until we found this marvelous site on the internet. It instructed us to take the big blue glop the wife put in it out of it. Turns out, for the low flow toilets, the blue stuff makes the water slow and sticky. My friend cleaned it out and now the toilet works properly.
Neat story edgar. Here is a little toilet inspired poetry....
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to sh*t
But I'm out of paper
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to sh*t
But only farted
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And sh*t my pants!
I came here
To sh*t and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to sh*t and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
Er - Harumph. Inspired poetry, doglover. Did you perchance read the one known as "Stranded?"
Stranded
Stranded on the toilet bowl
What can you do when you're stranded
And you don't have a roll
Has everyone that's ever had a two year old had to fish out the remote control from the pot?
(at least in the remote control era?)
Yours is a good one Edgar. I just came across this:
In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into ****. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
I once knew a girl with some loose screws who would occasionally flush a strand of wire, about five or six inches long. She would then call apartment maintenance to fix it. Her story would be that the kids did it, but it only occured in the times when she and the apartment staff were arguing.
Blue stuff in toilet
I guess I visited this site a little too late. After the toilet bowl would not flush properly, we called the plumber. He looked at the toilet and said "It's the blue stuff". He proceeded to clean out "the blue stuff" and stuck a nail under the holes in the rim of the toilet bowl. This whole procedure took less than 15 minutes and cost me $169. DON'T USE ANY BLUE STUFF IN YOUR TOILET. IT CLOGS THE HOLES UNDER THE RIM, AND PUTS A GREASY FILM IN THE TOILET!!!
Just a reminder to the newbies. Help is on the way.
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