My evil identical twin did it, not me
I think that 'O' comes after 'N'
On my word of honor, my pet snake ate my homework, right after he ate my dad.
Please let me leave work early; I promise I'll do triple work tomorrow...
Quite unfortunately, I was kidnapped by some Iranis and forced to go into gun crime in Liberia. One can never be incredulous these days..
Rats ate my homework
Lol Yes, it double posted. if you look where it went first, it was in it's place. Perhaps even
Really, I can't be held responsible for the computer's indiscretions
Sumo wrestlers want to kill me, so I had to miss the lecture.
Uniformed freaks forced me to compete in the Eurovision song contest.
Venus Williams was on TV, I just had to watch.
What happened? I didn't see anything.
Xëlá morghena w' nij spretta nij ingels, at no posá fare asinamenta litretura-- val w' oshaman!
(Translation from the Gibberish:
I woke up this morning and I could speak no English, so I couldn't do my English literature assignment, obviously!)
Yesterday I was exposed to a rare virus, which caused me to develop amnesia, so I can't come into work today because I don't know who I am.
Zebras held me hostage in my own home
you post the next topic, Eccles
The next topic is ( drum roll) :
!!!!!improprieties!!!!
A$$ scratching in public
