chewing with your mouth open and spitting food all over others
Doing lewd things in parks in daytime
Exhuming stranger's graves for the fun of it
French Kissing your neighbour's dog
giving your grandmother a hickey when you kiss her hello
Hauling illegal immigrants
Ignoring folk's polite requests to please stop kicking their baby's head.
joking about your girlfriend's mother's moustache to her husband
Kissing zebras at the zoo
Laughing with loud snorts whenever your boss says, "Can you get this done?"
Moaning when you have to eat a friends cooking
Neglecting to zip your fly, particularly when you don't wear underwear
opening your raincoat with nothing underneath
Ordaining priests into your cult, without first telling them that the one requirement for membership is that they give you all their money and no spiritual guidance will be given.
I know that's unbelievable lame, but for somebody who hasn't slept for two days, it's passable, hey?
putting whoopi cushions on all the empty chairs just before people arrive for a funeral.
Quacking loudly in the middle of a lecture
hmmmm, Firefly. Fetish of the month club and now public nudity, hey ? And you seemed so sweet, too.
ransacking other people's medicine cabinets for drugs when you visit them
(That's rude? God, how am I going to get my supplies if i don;t steal them?)
Stalking your boyfriend's sister
