zero-gravity tanks ( from what sci-fi nuts have told me)
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Unbelievable excuses you make to work your way out of things
Adam's just my best friend, tantric yoga instructor and masseuse. Just because we spend every night together doesn't mean we're having an affair.
backstabbing bas***** beat me to it.
couldn't catch that. Did you say it was my durn to sout?
Everybody can do it, nobody does.
Friday's our twentieth wedding anniversary? I mean, I know that, I've just got a very special surprise waiting for tonight.
Friday's our twentieth wedding anniversary? I mean, I know that, I've just got a very special surprise waiting for tonight.
Grandma was taken suddenly ill and I had to drive her to the doctor's. That's why I couldn't call you to break our date.
Isn't this all your fault?
Just a minute--that woman I had lunch with was a cousin I hadn't seen in 20 years, and that's why we were holding hands.
Killing someone is illegal here? I didn't know that!
Listen officer, I'm color blind, and I could have sworn that light was green...
My evil identical twin did it, not me
No, I'm not giving you a line. The check really is in the mail, but it's coming by Pony Express.
