It's not about shoes this time.

but i'm wearing such beautiful shoes


3.5 inch kitten heels
little bow over the cut-outs
the tattoo shows
they're perfect!

I just got a pair of Lakota moccasins made for me, only for pow wow though. Now their foot gloves!!

Ok...back to shoes...

I'm wearing a Brazillian-made shoe from someone named Sandro Republic that I picked up in Manhattan last time there. The leather is SO soft that though they are a beautiful dress/casual shoe, they are more comfortable than any slipper I've owned. Lovely reddish brown.

Oh, noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, fine then. Let's head right into a new topic area. Body sores.

I forgot to mention that my moccasins are traditional Lakota high tops, ending just below the knees. They are soooooooooooo soft. Mmmmmmmmmm, heaven...without dying and being subjected to interogation by some bearded guy wearing a long white robe, asking questions about spiritualty I don't believe in! (I hope you get the point.) The white buckskin goes with everything!! Well, maybe not my swim suit, but almost everything else. it goes extremely well with the dress made of the same type of leather!!

Brazilian leather, b? Sounds nice. :wink:

Brazilian leather, brazilian wax.
Which is better.

Please discuss.

Compare and contrast.

Brazilian leather, leathery.
Brazilian wax, baby soft.

the solution ehBeth; is to rub Brazilian wax, all over the Brazilian leather thus combining the best elements of each.

i am NOT going to sit on blatham's shoes !!!

A decision which I somehow know, in my heart, is proper.

...waxing eloquent...

in the 'art' of waxing, it's the 'stripping' that is the most alarming phase!

how do i know this?

call it 'men's' intuition! :wink:

I've been looking for a place to tell this, and while it doesn't really fit exactly, it IS about socks, and so it goes here.

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Mr. Joe returns from physiotherapy and tells me that the therapist insisted he show me something as soon as he got home.

Grand production. Drum roll.

He sits down, and with what I presume is supposed to be boyish impish charm; shows me the bottoms of his feet.

Yes. There are big, gapping holes in the bottom of his socks. The holes are held together with tiny bits of thread. Ridiculous. Beyond silly.

“Listen carefully,” I said, leaning forward in my chair.

“I want you to tell her something for me, ok? You might not know this either so listen up. I want you to look her in the eye…and tell her that I said: They do sell socks to men, ok?”

I will never buy that man a pair of socks again. Ever.

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I'm wearing white cotton ankle socks at the moment.

LOL JoeBlow

That sounds like Alex - he has holes in the toes of some of his socks and he will just staple them together He CAN afford new socks, and he's old enough (and been single long enough) to do that for himself. Makes me laugh. Isn't it uncomfortable to have your toe poking out and rubbing the inside of your sneaker all day??

I know!

I just went and looked, too. Guy's got to have 20 or 30 pairs in that drawer.

What is it - they hate shopping or love their socks?

I'm pretty sure it must be both!

Maybe it's the weight or softness or something. I have favourite pairs, too, I admit it, but c'mon already! I wonder if he's binned them yet.

I'm not asking.

I think that page got left out of a few fellas' handbooks.