Wanna fight? Wanna piece of me? Do ya????? Huh?????

I personally think that ALL smoking white rabbits should be rounded up and roasted,preferably with a good barbacue sauce on the side.
But if the rabbit wants a fight,I have the phone number for ACME products if anyone wants it.

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Hmmmm, my friends - here are a few
I thought them up upon the loo -

That men who smoke cigars have small penii

That Australia is better than anywhere else in the world

That capitalism is theft

That Bunnies are smarter than humans (remember - you only know three - me and Harvey and the fella from Donnie Darko - I know lots)

I will try to think up more....

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dlowan wrote:

Hmmmm, my friends - here are a few
I thought them up upon the loo -

That men who smoke cigars have small penii

That Australia is better than anywhere else in the world

That capitalism is theft

That Bunnies are smarter than humans (remember - you only know three - me and Harvey and the fella from Donnie Darko - I know lots)

I will try to think up more....

don't strain yourself..you're stretched pretty thin already.....btw if I smoke cigars I'll have more than one penis? I had a friend with five...his pants fit like a glove......

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Hmmmm - who is cuter - Craven, Bill, or Bi-Polar Bear?

That might be a good one....

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Oh, people may join in on my side, BPB!

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dlowan wrote:

You live with Bill, or Joe, Vivien?
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no - infinitely worse - believe me

please take him - he's on his way...

he's Irish and they can hold a grudge for centuries

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Yes - they certainly can - I am part Irish.

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mmm me too about 1/32 irish or something like that

I am of course to good natured and nice to hold grudges

...maybe not always totally truthful....
:wink:

himself is sipping brandy to cheer himself up (in his brown paper parcel i hasten to add, not letting him out)

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dlowan wrote:

That men who smoke cigars have small penii-

Small compared to what? I can say with confidence that no rabbit is my equal.

dlowan wrote:

That Australia is better than anywhere else in the world

Having just returned from paradise (Costa Rica); I can tell you this is absurd on its face. For one thing; Australia is full of Australians, who as a whole appear so far to the left it is sometimes difficult to distinguish them from communists.

dlowan wrote:

That capitalism is theft

Capitalism is "The unknown ideal" that is generally only criticized by the weak... those who can not handle the idea of being responsible for their own lot in life.

dlowan wrote:

That Bunnies are smarter than humans (remember - you only know three - me and Harvey and the fella from Donnie Darko - I know lots)

Rabbits, are hopelessly overmatched by virtually all predators, hence their need for hyper-breeding. Your quest is a dangerous endeavor, to the point of being on the verge of suicidal.

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Now I have to go to work - just when some smegger was ready to fight!

You shall keep, my weeny wienied friend....

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But - just for now - who IS cuter, Bill - you, Craven, or Bi-Polar bear? Hmmmmmmm?

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And here we can see the obvious genetic similarities between rabbits and chickens. I guess I'll just have to paddle that bunny ass later. :wink:

As for cute? Couldn't say. I neither know what my fellow contestants look like nor feel qualified to judge the "cuteness" of fellow men.

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dlowan wrote:

Now I have to go to work - just when some smegger was ready to fight!

You shall keep, my weeny wienied friend....

Go to work? Why would a woman have to go to work, when ere work is right there at home? Or did the rabbit wake up underneath a steering wheel with cigarette butts in her hair again?

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hmmmm
I'm intrigued by the concept of smoky rabbit bacon.
I think I need to cook something.

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dlowan wrote:

Hmmmm - who is cuter - Craven, Bill, or Bi-Polar Bear?

That might be a good one....

Oh, so you said you wanted a fight, and now you're turning this into some chick "Teen Beat" poll....thems ain't fightin' words bunny.

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dlowan wrote:

Ok - Craven de Kere is a Brazil nutter.

Phoenix shoulda stayed an egg.

Joanne Dorel looks like a bad painting.

A2k sucks.

Msolga's a pussy cat.

Next?

You'll pay for this, Debby, you'll pay! Twisted Evil

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If she's handing out pieces of herself... I dibs the tail.

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Oh! I was hoping for the tail, SP! Sad

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I just got back from a very nice day about and this mad pre menopausal rabbit is still ranting. Forget the pill, she needs a full high amp dose of electro convulsive therapy

and dont get all pompous about the weenies of Australia. Remember that place was a penil colony.

Sad, isnt it, watching their minds just turning to crispy flakes right in front of our eyes. I think its the inferirority of the Australian psyche. They feel all unfulfilled because nothing of any measure of human endeavor has its origins in Australia, unless you count the atlatl, but the aboriginal people came up with that. Oh yeh, there was "Men AT Work" but how long did they last?

Think of all the fine Australian wines. Go ahead, I dare you to do so without blowing lunch.Lesseee, theres,

Chateau nui San Wagga Wagga.(first pressing of grubs that feed on grapes.
Parramatta Case Reserve (with a twist off cap an a plastic bottle)
CAbernet Tabik (sawta red ain it?)
Coonawarra Blue (Oim sooree moit , Its a bet a coppah ina wateh at moiks er bleww loik at)
Nuriootpa Cabernet Sauvignon-(Toists loik a wallabees foot)

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Nobody ain't getting no tail.

There is the stump-jump plough, penicillin, Felix the Cat just off the top of me head, dabbler in the dirt man.

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