Side Effects Include Game

Uncontrollable

Continuing on from Dant's 'Yessiritis'

Zitwhymeitis: This is a side effect (suffered mainly by those aged between 12 and 20 years of age) of an unexpected outbreak of acne (also known as 'pimples') that occurs on the afternoon of the School/College/University prom. Symptoms include much wailing and gnashing of teeth

Arthuritiscan

Possible weird sensations after fooling around with Ben Gay

Brownnoserism: This is a complex complaint suffered by Yesmen, sycophants, bootlickers, fawners, flunkies and grovellers. The side effects include, pay rises, the tastier scraps from the Bosses lunch, first go at the crossword puzzle after the Boss gives up, the occasional acknowledgement of their existence and, of course, a brown nose