Side Effects Include Game

Another variation on the alphabetical word game. Everybody in the US (not living under a rock) has seen at least one of those new drug commercials on TV which tries to shove one type or another prescription medicine down our collective throats (even if we don't have that alleged affliction). The weird thing (legal necessity) comes at the end of the commercial when the narrator starts to spout out a partial list of side effects that have been associated with taken said medicine.

For this word game, I'll start off with a side effect that starts with a letter A:
Side effects include Apple scabs or perhaps Angry Bowel Syndrome (ten times worse then irritable bowel syndrome). The next poster will come up with an original side effect that a hypothetical prescription drug might include (but which starts with the letter B, and so forth.

For inspiration see Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. and one of his Prescott Pharmaceuticals skits. http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/362319/october-18-2010/on-topic--colbert-case-files---side-effects-may-include---