Nothingness: I tell you man, this is just great... you take this stuff, using Timothy's recipe, and double it man... all them aches and pains? They disappear into Nothingness man... this is just great man
Parched Throat: This is a side-effect of having been told by your doctor to stop drinking beer! Horrendous bedside manner, he told me this while I was in the ER on a ventilator/heart monitor!
Quackeritis: Side effect from eating too much duck à l'orange with ketchup.
That's a genuine war crime. A crime against foodanity.
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Regentitis - anxiety that today is the Regent's Exam which you haven't studied for even though you graduated from high school years ago and from a state which school systems never used Regent's Exams in the first place.
Vomiturition: This is a side-effect of having eaten foods that your doctor has insisted you no longer partake of in the interests of your health - you want to get it out because you know it is bad for you, but... it's so gooooood!
Xanthocyanopsia: This is a side effect of having illegally invaded a country and being so stupid as to not be able to admit the error of your ways and get the hell out of there! (Only affects front-line troops, the higher ups being so far behind the front lines it doesn't affect them until the day they will be forced to salute the flag of the invaded country)
Coprolitis: 'Coprolitis' is a side effect of aging in males - they are firstly referred to as 'dinosaurs' and as their mental acuity fades they gain the appellation of 'sh*t-for-brains'
Elastodystrophy: You may experience organ failure due to organ stretchage. Although organ stretchage may vary from person to person, ANY stretchage of ANY organ will result in death . . . probably slow. So, ask your doctor if Justaekit is right for you.
