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@P E Dant,

Unusual birth outcomes: Do not take if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant; or if know someone who is pregnant or plans to become pregnant; or if you plan to know someone who is pregnant or may plan to become pregnant. Also do not take if your mother has ever been pregnant or ever planned to become pregnant.

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@Glennn,

Vainglory: This is a side effect of believing the bumph contained in the pamphlet that accompanies various so-called 'beauty' products that people have used in the belief that their mental health will improve if they have facial skin that resembles the covering of a baby's glutei maximi

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@P E Dant,

Wishful thinking: May cause users to falsely believe that pharmaceuticals is an acceptable substitute for healthy eating.

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@Glennn,

Xeronisus: This is a common side-effect occurring to individuals who partake of huge quantities of spirituous liquors, in the belief that each tipple is for 'medicinal purposes'

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@P E Dant,

Yesternight Familicide: You awaken one morning to find that your whole family has been slaughtered sometime during the night with no signs of forced entry, and your knife-hand showing signs of having recently been overworked. If you experience such a side-effect, you should flush the remainder of your prescription down the toilet. You should also talk to your local Sheriff, as it is likely he will have some questions for you.

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@Glennn,

Zonesthesia: The side effect of wearing too-tight underwear as was recommended by your doctor to prevent embarrassing leaks

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@P E Dant,

Actoronosis - The side effect of having been rejected for a part in a film

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@terioptic,

Bradyarthria: A common side effect of having facial cosmetic surgery - the Surgeon is so put off by the non-stop inane chatter * of the recipient that they 'add' a little tightness to certain ligaments, muscles and nerves, and thereby receive less of said inanity during the follow-up consultation/s

* Includes lengthy explanations of who they know, where they've been, who's doing what to who, etc etc etc

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@P E Dant,

Cardiotastrophy: Cardiac arrest, death, and sudden death. If you should experience any of these side effects, stop taking Kalmitol immediately and consult your lawyer and physician. *

*not necessarily in that order.

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@Glennn,

Dumassoscopy : Side effect of having worn Depends at the nude beach.

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@terioptic,

Gastrosplosion: Loss of the ability to stop eating before exploding.

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@Glennn,

Hirsuteness: A side effect of believing the humbuggery that fills the pamphlet that accompanied your 'Dant's Miracle Hair Restorer', and accepting the old wives tale that 'the more you use the better for you'

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@P E Dant,

Imbecilica.

Side effect of taking too many placebos when not ill.

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@terioptic,

Jerk/Ass Blindness: Loss of ability to recognize the difference between jerks and assholes.

"Did you hear me, Bones? I said trip the next crew member who comes around the corner; that's an order."
"Damn it, Jim, I'm an asshole, not a jerk!"

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Side effects may include an orange tint to your skin and the accurate realization of your superiority to all other human flesh.

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@coluber2001,

Not a K in the whole sentence. Very Happy

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@Glennn,

What?

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@coluber2001,

Alphabetical order. K was next.

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@Glennn,

Sorry. I didn't know it was alphabetical.

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@coluber2001,

Not a problem. I'll get us going again.

Kaylessness: You may experience an absence of Ks, causing you to come up short in places like internet forum game threads. Smile

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