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A2k Fantasy Baseball - 2014 Version

 
 
George
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 01:55 pm
@Ticomaya,
Ticomaya wrote:
I plan to wrinkle your silk plenty this week, my friend.
Hmm . . .
fbaezer
 
  1  
Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 03:34 pm
@George,
George, are you sure you're gringo?
I've noticed that sometimes you think just like a dirty Mexican.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 03:59 pm
@fbaezer,
Does irish count? Very Happy
fbaezer
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 06:23 pm
@ossobuco,
Are the Irish half as fond of double meanings as Mexicans?
They are our brethren (Long Live John Riley!), but I doubt it.
George
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 07:35 pm
@fbaezer,
We have enough trouble with single meanings.
fbaezer
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 08:21 pm
@George,
That's exactly what I thought about the Irish.
Et tu, George? Is it the Latin Effect?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 08:34 pm
@fbaezer,
No, it's what happens to women..

Kidding, kidding. If I want to diatribe (not lo these many years) I'll do that.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2014 05:37 am
@fbaezer,
fbaezer wrote:
. . . Et tu, George? Is it the Latin Effect?
Could be.
I not only studied Latin in college; I also hung out with some Latin Americans.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2014 03:11 pm
Meantime, there's news about the Sandwich Caper Matt Cain got into..

http://blog.sfgate.com/giants/files/2014/05/photo-57-300x241.jpg

http://blog.sfgate.com/giants/2014/05/05/a-list-of-sf-giants-not-going-to-fresno-plus-tonights-lineup/
UPDATE, 2:50 p.m.: One of my Twitter followers, Matt Saunders, sent along the photo at right and said, “Maybe the Giants should invest in a few of these.” I showed it to Matt Cain and he howled in laughter, saying, “That’s beautiful.”

Cain went on the disabled list today, retroactive to April 25, because he cut his right index finger in the kitchen before his scheduled start a week ago. He was all set to take his turn tonight until he tried throwing yesterday for the first time without a protective device on the finger. As he threw, the cut felt like it wanted to pop open, so the team decided discretion was the better part of valor here and decided to give him another five days.

Cain fully expects to start in Los Angeles on Saturday, a day after he is eligible to pitch again.

As you can imagine, Cain is getting a lot of grief for the knife accident, especially since we have been writing that he cut himself “trying” to make a sandwich, as if he could not complete that simple act.

Cain wants it known that he had finished the ham-and-cheese sandwich and grabbed the knife so he could cut it.

“I went to cut it, to make it fancy in triangles,” he said. When he dropped the knife he tried to catch it, and now he is on the DL for the second time in his career. The first time, last August, he was struck by a line drive.

“One of them was a freak accident and one of them was my own stupidity,” he said.

Cain does see one bright side to all this. As we report on the accident, people keep comparing him to Jeremy Affeldt, which means that Affeldt’s knife accident stays in the news.


Me, I sympathize. I was totally surprised the day I sliced my left index finger along with the pork roast. Luckily, husband was home and off we went to emergency. I'd cut the tendon..
Years went by and the finger went from being very odd and quite bowed to just as workable and shaped as the rest. Good job. I almost remember the doc's name, but not quite.
McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2014 08:14 pm
@ossobuco,
That's funny. I am running out room on my roster for all the DL's.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 10 May, 2014 06:44 pm
@McGentrix,
I need to get rid of a pitcher, but I keep more or less liking all my pitchers. Just today Simon seems to be messing up, but it's the first time since he's been on my team. A few of them of them have "just one more chance or two". This is all because when I have people on the DL, I try others out. And now those are off or coming off DL, and I like the try-outs.

I think they call this "first world problems".
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George
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2014 04:28 am
Week 7 standings (last weeks standings in parentheses)
1 Mister Mxyzptlk -- fbaezer (1)
2 High Desert Doggies -- ossobuco (2)
3 Sad Nine-Year-Old -- Gargamel (5)
4 Sarasota Sluggers -- Ragman (6)
5 commish crew -- Rhys (4)
6 Frozen Rope -- George (3)
7 Skoalmen -- McGentix (8)
8 Boston Puppies -- jespah (7)
9 Ticomaniacs -- Ticomaya (10)
10 Rappin' Rednecks -- realjohnboy (9)
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2014 08:03 am
Tico ironed my silk,
Time for a duel at the top, against the dry canines.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 12 May, 2014 08:29 am
@fbaezer,
Uh oh, doggies, we're facing MisterPitchers!! Let's get our barking started..
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George
 
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Reply Mon 19 May, 2014 04:23 am
Week 8 standings (last weeks standings in parentheses)
1 Mister Mxyzptlk -- fbaezer (1)
2 Sarasota Sluggers -- Ragman (4)
3 High Desert Doggies -- ossobuco (2)
4 Sad Nine-Year-Old -- Gargamel (3)
5 Frozen Rope -- George (6)
6 Boston Puppies -- jespah (8)
7 commish crew -- Rhys (5)
8 Skoalmen -- McGentix (7)
9 Ticomaniacs -- Ticomaya (9)
10 Rappin' Rednecks -- realjohnboy (10)
fbaezer
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2014 01:45 pm
@George,
Hey George, the standings!
I want to see myself at the lead, even after a nasty weekly matchup.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2014 02:01 pm
@fbaezer,
All hail to Skoalmen!!

Oh, wait, I'm playing the Skoalmen this week. Nuts!

Actually, Pancho, you've been really great at this, I'm impressed. Oh, and beaten. Bad week, that week, y'know.
McGentrix
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2014 02:19 pm
@ossobuco,
It's going to be another of those seasons where I cannot get any consistency. Good one week, bad 2 weeks...
George
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2014 03:02 pm
Patience, Amigo. We've been in Montréal over the weekend and now
we're in lovely Burlington Vermont.

Week 9 standings (last weeks standings in parentheses)
1 Mister Mxyzptlk -- fbaezer (1)
2 Sad Nine-Year-Old -- Gargamel (4)
3 Frozen Rope -- George (5)
4 High Desert Doggies -- ossobuco (3)
5 commish crew -- Rhys (7)
6 Sarasota Sluggers -- Ragman (2)
7 Skoalmen -- McGentix (8)
8 Boston Puppies -- jespah (6)
9 Ticomaniacs -- Ticomaya (9)
10 Rappin' Rednecks -- realjohnboy (10)
fbaezer
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2014 10:17 pm
@George,
You should've asked us first, George, and we'd tell you the Expos don't play baseball anymore.
Have a safe return.
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