I have just looked at myself in the mirror and poked myself with a pin, and yes, I am pretty sure I am real.
I've also checked with Guinness, and they confirm that it definitely is a record.
I have a flat, black vinyl disc with a hole in the middle. It measures about 7 inches.
Is the hole also black? Be very careful if it is. Don't give into the urge to place things into the hole. You might not get them back if it's what I expect it to be.
Be careful of errant X-rays as well. Keep undeveloped film away from this object to be safe.