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How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could..

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 01:39 pm
Oh dear goddess no.......... now what?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 02:24 pm
c.i. guam is a small island if you circulate enough you'll meet quite a few people. another name drop, my good friend felix camacho is set to be the new governor of guam next monday.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 02:53 pm
a cat as governor?

yikes!

teehee
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 03:14 pm
Imagine that!@ A governor for Guam, a country with the population of a mid-sized city! Our city of Sunnyvale has about 125,000. c.i.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 03:45 pm
Well, even small places need a little governance....
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 04:52 pm
hardy har har

http://www.camachomoylan.com/

want to fill out an application?

i kidded them about that, it's a long sucker. but they are looking for the most qualified people, instead of the cronyism which has been prevalent for the last 8 years.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 05:22 pm
cronyism - now there's a new one in the political realm!
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2003 12:33 am
government theft abounds on guam. the fbi has been here working on indictments. misusing local funds is one thing, but don't screw with federal dollars. hope they throw the whole bunch of them in prison.
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2003 12:35 am
hey, what does this have to do with non woodchucking woodchucks!

damned furry creatures can't vote.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2003 01:11 am
Hmmm - they have their ways of expressing their opinions nonetheless - the beast that rocks the tree that rocks the cradle.....
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2003 02:29 am
huh?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2003 02:45 am
Er - ever heard "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world"?

and - "Rockabye baby, in the tree-top"

and - woodchucks chuck wood - therefore they must cut it - therefore they attack trees...and rock them...

Oh, nevermind....

...a prophet in her own land....never understood or appreciated...jokes not laughed at...witticisms incomprehensible to those around her...may as well go and make a pie of myself....trails off disconsolately.......
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2003 02:53 am
i thought we had agreed that woodchucks do not chuck any wood. so therefore, how do they attack trees?

rocking trees? trees rock??
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2003 06:21 am
When did we agree such a thing?

Of course the tops of trees rock when the tree is being attacked and felled by vicious woodchucks!
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marycat
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2003 06:47 am
Happy New Year to all!

I took yesterday to sleep. A lot. And I feel much better.

:-)

Hey k, Hook's on TV as we speak. And I definitely see the resemblance between you and Tink!
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2003 12:04 am
it's alive!!!!!!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2003 01:32 am
Only because you whacked it with a zillion volts and reversed a vacuum cleaner down its little blue throat!
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2003 04:39 am
Nuthin quite a scary as a re-animated woodchuck!

Frankencritter!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2003 05:32 am
Woodchucky?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2003 05:33 am
or...."They're baaaaack!"
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